♍️ ✂️ willow the vampire slayer

20 they/them╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ I have an agonizing sense of doom and guilt but I’m being really brave about it

[♍️ ✂️ willow the vampire slayer @willowandtreees]

the most important test I’ve ever taken (fuck the SATS)

[Till of 🏚️twt @ivans_boyfriend]

parents aren’t here, you know what that means !!!!
vape on the table !

[mathis° @loomerrrrr]

how it feels de chercher un sujet de mémoire pertinent et original

[bea🔻 @inkstainedlover]

“microwave of joints” wow french people are actually genuises

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Performance review said I "put the office at ease with humor"

[c @cokebeyc]

whenever i see someone my age

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Getting Anxious About How Stressed She's Been

[Columned @Columned_]

You think finding love is hard? Try doing it on the one night single people are legally allowed to have sex.

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

smartest people I knew from high school:

-dead and soul captured in my amulet
-dead and soul captured in my amulet
-dead and soul captured in my amulet
-dead and soul captured in my amulet

[nella @cosmicne]

she sent me her location bruh wtf is this

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

i love this song but it must be weird to be the 2nd-best rihanna impersonator in your own marriage

[morgan 🔻 @occamschainsaaw]

billions must read

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

the “everyone gets ice cream” vs “endless diarrhea” meme is more real every day

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Exchanged pleasantries with the food truck guy and he threw in a free samosa

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Real ice cream fiend Joe is almost done, meanwhile fake crackmaxxer Hunter hasn't even taken a lick

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

just started jane austen’s “persuasion” about a modest but elegant young woman named anne who is regularly overlooked and ignored by superficial friends and family and i can’t not see my queen at every mention