Wilson

[Inferam @InferamAI]

Watermelon processing has been automated to this extent...😳

[Wilson @wilsnkay]

@Arden_2210 20

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

As a married man, if your wife can get you to cut off your mother, you have cut off your right hand. Not just that. You are a finished man. You will slowly and surely be manipulated until you are destroyed and become useless to yourself and your wife, and then you will be discarded. Watch nature documentaries. The first thing a prey targeting a young animal does is to kill the mother. Nobody on the surface of this Earth can love you like your mother. Absolutely nobody. After God's Love, it is Mother's love. To buy your wife's joy with your mother's sorrow is to have a woeful tomorrow!

#RenosNuggets

[Wilson @wilsnkay]

@KYAQY Hmm... what am I seeing??
My eyes don Belle full 👀👀👀

[iFrame @iframeworld]

Pencil on hard board paper, please retweet until ⁦@davido⁩ sees this.

[Wilson @wilsnkay]

@Mz_Tosyn Because you don't like eating yam....the yam respected your decisions...����🙄🙄

[Wilson @wilsnkay]

@KYAQY I was a very good boy/girl when I was your age

[Wilson @wilsnkay]

@UdokaObis True!!
But it's quite funny though

[Wilson @wilsnkay]

Hahahahaha
Funny

[CHO @Chidubem_OH]

What people think I and my siblings do at our own family's event vs what we actually do

[iphy @Iphyyy_]

Are u a female, with a computer science or engineering background, below 26 years, completed NYSC? Send your CV to [email protected] today.

[Alicia Keys @aliciakeys]

When your hubby graduates from Harvard Business School and you can’t stop looking at him in amazement!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🤗🤗🤗

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

On the day Jonathan handed over to Buhari, your ₦18k minimum wage could buy you

* 18 bags of cement
* 2 bags of 50kg rice
* Return ticket to Abuja

Today your ₦18k cant buy you even half of each of the items above, yet Buhari says he has ‘fixed’ Nigeria!

[Erin Coleman @ErincolemanErin]

People who say, "I'll help u get a job" and then vanish from ur life are the human versions of LinkedIn..

[Facts In Your Face @FactsInYourFace]

As a young boy, Bradley Cooper would often cook for his classmates, his go-to dish was lasagna.

[Wilson @wilsnkay]

When you worry about what other people think of you, you give up the power to enjoy you. Your opinion of yourself is your key to happiness.

[Eric Okafor @KneWKeeD]

Guys, which would you prefer?

N100K right now or 6-pack abs for life?

[Wallpapers & Chandeliers @EandAInterior]

Chelsea bought Kante for £32m.

The greatest robbery in World Football.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO