John Wilson

data analyst • former librarian • former waiter • once had to sing happy birthday to a table by myself because the other waiters refused • he/him

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Wade the librarian is telling me his "ambushing students with a rubber band shot off the edge of the circulation desk" plan

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@matbrewster noooooo

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@MaryLauraWilson Yay! Also, look at that awesome set of 1987 Topps baseball cards under the desk glass!

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@MaryLauraWilson guys, she spills coffee on everything

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@bobfronk same

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@mragucci I'm so sorry to hear about your loss, Matthew

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@Wilforth42 agh, got me too

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♟️♟️♟️

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@joshwill1 I don't remember the exact day, but I remember your birthday is around here somewhere. happy birthday?

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when the radio station is doing Two for Tuesday and then a Tool song comes on, at least you know what you're doing for the next 17 or 18 minutes

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twelve year old daughter just tried to use a DVD player and said, "woah that is weird and old-timey."

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find the actual dog

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Wordle 243 X/6

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Ugh, my 33 day streak is over

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@matbrewster ah, it's all so obvious now!

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@matbrewster The arc de triomphe is circled, so: Triumph of the Heart/Will/Spirit? I think those were all movie titles

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@matbrewster Paris in Love?

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i have never owned a winter exterior faucet cover that was not eventually chewed to pieces by my dog

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my very elaborate costume

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Does anyone else hear the Darth Vader theme in the background whenever Marsha Blackburn speaks?

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Here was the 'before' pic, after I cleared brush and trees in July

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Moved the chickens over to their new home today