Kimberly Houston

Personality-infused copywriting & web marketing for creative rebels who mean business. Sense of humor & Southern twang come standard w/every order.

[Kimberly Houston @wineandwalnuts]

Wanna read about a wildly successful brand that uses brand personality to set themselves apart online and make loads of sales, despite selling a commodity product in a super-saturated, competitive niche? Link in bio.😊

[Kimberly Houston @wineandwalnuts]

@chenellco OMG, yes to this. All the hoop-jumping drives me bananas. Makes me feel like the organ grinders monkey.

[Kimberly Houston @wineandwalnuts]

Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. That is all.

[Leslie Samuel @iamlesliesamuel]

Hey @YouTube @YouTubeCreators @TeamYouTube, I hate to complain, but over the last 13+ years, I’ve built up an educational biology YouTube channel to 286K subscribers. Because I was hacked on Saturday, my channel was “permanently removed”

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@patrickmwilson @theobserver Congratulations! 🎉

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@jenni_gritters Self-respect and sanity. 😊

[Kimberly Houston @wineandwalnuts]

Injured raccoon off of Bridle Ridge
Dogs running around Old Fox Trail
Missing black cat
Attacking dog loose in Chimney Springs
Kittens on 12 Archer Glen Court
Lost cat Deep River Plantation
Black chicken on the loose in Autumn Woods
Does God Exist? [Yes, someone asked this. :)]

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I have a dumb project where I sometimes save some of my favorite email subject lines from Nextdoor and create "poems" with them, based on theme. For example, here's one with an animal theme: 👇

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@KateBour Love the honesty! Wish more people shared what the behind the scenes *really* looks like.

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Listening to this @heyfeifer interview on @lennysan’s podcast (10/12 episode), and it’s a masterclass on how to pitch the media. Very detailed, full of golden nuggets.

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@austin_rief I know that’s right. Just came over here after reading the news alert in the NYT to witness this exact thing. 😊

[Kimberly Houston @wineandwalnuts]

@Incomingtube @strangerwriters Wow! Absolutely perfect!

[Hiut Denim @hiutdenim]

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Reviewing a website for a fine artist this afternoon. There are so many little things folks can do on their own to optimize their website for better conversions! I think there’s a list on my blog ...

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I'm astounded when I read published authors saying things like, "When I was broke, I had to work on bummer freelance copywriting projects," or one who grumbled about having to sully themselves by taking on copywriting work when their book advance ran out. What a horrible fate!😂

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@peddle Yes. They did eventually arrive to pick it up about *four hours* after the scheduled appt. time, lol. The driver was apologetic, and everything turned out well in the end. I'm not sure what the delay was about, but I'd still recommend @peddle. 👍

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Hi @peddle. I arranged to have my car picked up at 8:30 am local time this morning, and it's now 10:30 am, and it still hasn't been picked up. I've called the local towing company 6 times, and there is no answer. Just wanted you to have the head's up. Thx!

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@RexChapman Ah, the memories!

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@blacklionking73 Yikes! Please keep us posted. 😊

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Hoo boy, if you think some of the hooks on {Twitter? X?} are cringe, you should spend some time on YouTube. So much this: "So powerful it's scary!" and "Warning! Extremely effective!" and "Works so fast it's scary." It's all so delightfully entertaining.😊

[Kimberly Houston @wineandwalnuts]

@nathanbarry shared this video in his newsletter today, and I can't stop laughing. 😂https://t.co/2gaxEGUv1R