Phil Binder

screenwriter : )

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

check out my column in LA times

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

my neighbors watch Seinfeld or Friends every. single. day and it annoys so much it could be an episode of either of these shows.

[Phil Binder @winkphantom]

@nbcchicago @OpenBarnett

[Squish @squishcomedy]

Please stop leaving electric scooters inside my office. I couldn’t get to my private bathroom today because there were too many scooters. I had to pee out the window. This is conduct unbecoming any citizen of Fingerdale, much less the mayor.
Thanks,
#TheMayor

[dinko @dinkogame]

🔴 UPDATE! 🔴

I have some exciting news to share – KNUCKLE SANDWICH has signed with @SUPERHOTTHEGAME's new label, SUPERHOT PRESENTS.

This means I'll be receiving the support I need to get this game DONE.

🍑 Read more about it on my Kickstarter update: https://t.co/zqX6B7jvDd

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

today my barre instructor saw me naked and it was like an artist gazing at her masterpiece

[Chris Amick @ChrisAmick]

Hi WRITERS, PRODUCERS, and EXECS

Over the past ~2 years @benmekler and I have written:
- 5 seasons of serialized tv
- 2 features
- 2 pilots
- 1 blind deal at DreamworksTV

We love writing and working with new people so reach out if we should meet!
#WGAStaffingBoost

[Bill Wolkoff @flying_lobster]

TV showrunners, I developed and co-ran an animated saga for a major streaming network. I can't mention the show bc it's not announced yet (thus the grainy pic of me and my partner) but I want to give a #WGAStaffingBoost to all the great writers on my staff, who you should know.

[Katie Molinaro @eatitkatie]

I think Sonic will be Greatest Showman level good.

[Sam Weller @yeahsamweller]

Pilot was a finalist @austinfilmfest in 2017, a robot sex comedy. Writes and produces original half-hour MONTHLY @PackTheater called Super Dating Simulator. Anime and pro-wrestling nut. Have samples and 2 original #animated decks currently pitching. #WGAStaffingBoost

[Eileen Mary O’Connell @i_Lean]

Hi, my jokes are so good that they got me a blue check mark, but I’d like to write for a late night show! #WGAStaffingBoost

[Frankie 🍔 @frankieg_baby]

If you want someone with range in your writing room, pick me! I write everything from biting satire of DHS to silly fake reviews of #StarWars' asexual male nudity. Scripts, packets, bits, I've got anything you could want. Check some out: https://t.co/W2RObIDzFE #WGAStaffingBoost

[Katie Molinaro @eatitkatie]

Hey @TheBrandiRhodes how bout a female as #theLibrarian in @AEWrestling? Stay out of this @CodyRhodes @MattJackson13 @NickJacksonYB & @KennyOmegamanX. I only like smart people like @IAmJericho. #AEW

[Phil Binder @winkphantom]

@OpenBarnett @ChrisAmick Hi friends!!!!

[Phil Binder @winkphantom]

@ChrisAmick @OpenBarnett ok I’m going to work as an accountant please take care of our mansion while I’m gone

[Phil Binder @winkphantom]

@ChrisAmick @OpenBarnett HI WHATS THIS WEBSITE IS IT https://t.co/27vyc3yQQc

[The Pack Theater @PackTheater]

STAND-UP AT #PACKCON3 !

We have an insane line-up of comedy Sat. at 6pm.
Hang w/ us ALL NIGHT LONG!

[Phil Binder @winkphantom]

@squishcomedy how will I know when you are in the room with me?

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

here’s what I’ll say - too many people came to the screening of love bacardi boston

[Phil Binder @winkphantom]

@estevangalvez @jamieloftusHELP @PackTheater I’ve seen this a million times