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it was supposed to be space travel

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PSA

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@BlackGallade this should've been a glaring hint that at least two of us are autistic

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@duolingo can I freeze my streak. I had brain surgery yesterday so I low-key wanna focus on that instead making n to k myg1 ¹3

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@danielhowell if you like guys stomping really fast in a dancing rhythm game I think this channel would be very interesting to you https://t.co/ZuudiyyGFG

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if y'all didn't fw bluesky before, you should start. go follow me there since I open twitter like twice a year https://t.co/mtQiPngw5W

[maple @MaplePeache]

palace cleared

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@TarasCajunCrew It feels like my first election all over again, now with the added fear of knowing exactly what he's capable of doing while he's in office. at least convicted felons now know they can't work at Walmart but they can hold public office I guess

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@fazieco @ThiccMothman420 if reading comprehension isn't your strong point you can actually just say that! it's 2024, lots of illiterate people have a twitter account lmao

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@fazieco @ThiccMothman420 so they get to make unilateral decisions about what disabled people should be offended by but I don't get the same privilege despite also being disabled? THEY started the disability Olympics, not my fault I won a fight they started 😂

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I'm starting to think people don't get more conservative as they get older, they just get a job and don't spend 110% of their life entrenched in online "discourse" anymore so they have a shift in perspective and like,,,,, actual problems

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this is how it feels watching literal children (who were not born yet when House first aired) try to cancel jacksfilms over a SLIGHTLY exaggerated portayal of an already exaggerated character

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

my halloween costume

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@ThiccMothman420 me too bitch! and I use a wheelchair, if you really wanna play Who's More Crippled then we can go there, or you can take your cane out of your ass and log off sometimes 🥰

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@BombusTheBee @jacksfilms that said, I doubt he bought a cane for a 15 second joke lmao

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@BombusTheBee @jacksfilms of all the mobility aids to buy for a prop, I feel a cane is the LEAST problematic. I've never known a single person that hasn't at least injured themselves in a way that could necessitate the use of a cane. canes are one of those things that are just inevitably needed I think

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elon this is like,,,, against the law I think

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Wow!! Check this out: http://bit.ly/eHhT1j

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I think I'm going to spend the rest of my life thinking about the ER doc who came in and, without introducing himself, asked "are your pupils always this huge?"

apparently satisfied with my answer of Yes, he turned and left and I never saw him again. I still don't know who he is

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@danielhowell Thank Fucking God I can finally rest knowing just how big a 13 incher is

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@probablysomehow listen if u change ur mind just say the word 💅

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@2ToesUp yes exactly it's my own little tarot reading