Jerome Wise

When you’re in your 20’s and you question the status quo you are a radical. When you’re in you’re 50’s you’re a grumpy old man. C’est la vie

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@OUFCOfficial This is a great game to watch if you’re thinking about replacing your central heating… 😏

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@coopuk I think you need to buy your promotions department a calculator!!

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@DHLGlobal so, which part of this doesn’t look right? @Sonos you should change your delivery method.. DHL are clueless. I changed my delivery date on Friday, got a confirmation email and they still delivered today. This is also supposed to be signed for but was just dumped

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@OpenTableUKI fuck off!! Three messages to review in 31 minutes. I’ll call the restaurant and book next time

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

So @Uber we’re all getting used to the time of an Uber to arrive being around 70% longer than the time you first say, but not sure how you can justify the Heathrow Drop Off charge being 70% more than they charge. You are poor value for both passengers and drivers. #FuckYou

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@RishiSunak obviously wanting to take the kids on a long holiday when they break up from school mid July. He’ll have plenty of time on his hands #ukelection

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@______chris___ Yep, cancelled mine today!! No way! Whilst they may have held their prices since 2017 their user base must have increased 10 fold. Just no!!

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@StravaSupport don’t give me a stupid badge for logging a suggestion, just acknowledge the request and implement it. I think about 100 people have asked for the same basic functionality. We all pay a lot of money per year now for Strava… step up please!

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@randbofficial cannot believe you have the cheek to charge £5 postage on a pair of boots that cost £225. That’s just outrageous

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@tfl your shitty Santander cycles app does not work

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@TfL surely it should be “or”; not “and”…🤔🤔🤔

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@ggoford @officialcufc @ntfc @BarnsleyFC Great article!! Whilst many grounds have changed or disappeared @Official_STFC is still exactly the same as in your photo! 😂

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

Thank God for @profgalloway He’s barely lifted his luggage off the belt in London and already he’s an expert in our Monarchy and constitution. 🤦‍♂️

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@grantshapps how come, when we travel to Europe, we have to go through the “all other passports” lane, yet when Europeans come here they can use the e-gates?? Surely we need to have equal treatment for both, and preferably e-gate usage for us!!

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Boris Johnson has repeatedly lied, lied about lying & lied about lying about lying. Basically he just can’t stop lying. Finally though, at last, the game is up

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

NEW: Snap @YouGov poll finds a majority of Conservative voters say Boris Johnson should resign, up 20pts from 34% on 9th June.

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

If you want Boris Johnson to resign tonight, retweet this. Let’s send him a message 👍

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@UpperCrust_uk £2.59 for a chocolate croissant 😂😂😂

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@Steven_Swinford @ManCity owned by Abu Dhabi; @NUFC owned by Saudi and @ChelseaFC owned by the UK 😂

[Jerome Wise @wisejm]

@McDonaldsUK Get out of Russia @McDonalds @McDonaldsUK_