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@Mythical As a last resort ice cream, it gets to be whatever color it wants by finding its way into my freezer without any help from me AND kicking out all the others flavors.

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Bucky offering his sweater "bwanky" in hopes that watching the Westminter dog show isn't us shopping for a replacement. #BestAtHomeContest #WKCDogShow

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I just got used to the idea that the last decade wasn't the 90s and now I've got to start all over!

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Anyone else binge @daylevy youtubes to soothe your @SchittsCreek addiction? Asking for a friend...

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@danjlevy @JarettSays One day. When I grow up... @danjlevy will comment on a post of mine. (Note to self: post so there's something to comment on, you can't just 💜 all things Schitts Creek)

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@ScaryMommy @saltymermaident Yaaaaa! THIS!! 💜

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@cydbeer @saltymermaident Awwwwww.... so accurate and true! PS. How the 'F' DOES one get out of a sports bra gracefully. Asking for a friend.

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@TheMomAtLaw @saltymermaident Annnnnnnd. YUP!!!!

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@WorstCassie @saltymermaident Totally agree!@ I'm a pre-googler.

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@Ron_White I'm totally stealing this... personally, and not professionally... so that's ok right?

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Am I the only one that watches ANYTHING that includes the main cast from #westwing just cause you love and miss them? No? Just me? Liars.

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@Richard_Schiff I watch for you.... thank goodness it's a wonderful show and such an advocate. Hugs!

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@nocontxtww Finding this.... Made My. Day.

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@Richard_Schiff Searching now!!! Miss you!

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@BradleyWhitford love love love having you as the star on Perfect Harmony!! West Wing will always be my fav because of you, @Richard_Schiff and @AllisonBJanney. So many others I love too, but the chemistry between you three..... sigh.

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Social media would be an awesomely honest place if we all had to get drunk/stoned or both before any pics or tweets. Just sayin. For the sobers... only in a game of truth or dare.

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Thank you @mullinsshawn I only knew Beautiful Wreck before last night. You'd think I'd look into the guy that sings my favorite song, but that's life I guess. Loved EVERY song last night. #caryartcenter

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@GHardstark ya'll would LUV a #KravMaga class! Learn eye gouging & proper headbutting so U don't knock urself out! (Mini#111) Weekly drills keeps U from freezing. Video ya'll learn how to escape a choke, bearhug & gun threat wd make a hell of an ad video! #SSDGM #killermarketing

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@AndyAsAdjective @UnfilteredMama Get to work on flavors internet... Andy has already done the heavy lifting for you!

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