A wizard from space

Trader, writer, cat, space wizard, feeling OK.
fosho!

[A wizard from space @wizardfrspace]

Some pinned articles that may help you on your crypto trading adventures. First learn to ape responsibly, remember its a marathon not a sprint.

https://t.co/CP7z8TvfDq

[ihzan @ihzn7]

the question is if $ETH or $HYPE is going to 3 figs first

[A wizard from space @wizardfrspace]

okay that one got a hefty chuckle x)

[Barry Silbert @BarrySilbert]

The "privacy" era in crypto has officially begun

[A wizard from space @wizardfrspace]

Just got in a didi heard something that sounded like chinese ethereum whales are back if i repeated it backwards.

Balls tingling.

[Awawat @awawat]

bitcoin:native trading edges that have decayed:

watching bitmex orderbook
watching bitfinex longs/shorts
buying when cobie tweets up only
"orderflow" stuff
"sentiment"
listening to aggr
SPX/NQ correlation
onchain
monitoring daily ETF flows

not fully decayed yet:

stalking saylor
tailing option positioning
IBIT gex/Deribit gex
simple moving averages
buying the rare huge liqs
balls tingling

[MoneroWire @MoneroWireHQ]

⚡️Mixero now routes Bitcoin and Ethereum through Monero for privacy.

BTC → XMR → BTC
ETH → XMR → ETH

Other chains are borrowing Monero's privacy because they don't have their own.

If XMR is "dead," why is it everyone's privacy layer?

[A wizard from space @wizardfrspace]

@btc_charlie Just sent this tweet to claude and said dont message me until you have the 100k ready to deposit.

All set, typing my notice up as we tweet.

[kioto @0xkioto]

https://t.co/vCYgZ4x13s

[SB.hl @swansonbenson0]

Called my mom and she said ‘young man. Get back in the trenches, and buy me the life I deserve ’ i said Old broad ur goddamn Right and i hung that shiat up 📞

[UB @CryptoUB]

Shill me the best looking altcoin setups.

Time to prepare for the upcoming trading week. I think we see a big expansion to the upside.

(I’m already long $FARTCOIN, $PEPE, $MON, and $HYPE)

[A wizard from space @wizardfrspace]

Harder and harder to use a de-googled smartphone :(

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

‼️🚨 ALARMING: Google now treats privacy as suspicious behavior by default. Users of GrapheneOS, CalyxOS, /e/OS, and other deGoogled Android phones are being locked out of millions of websites unless they install the exact Google Play Services software they deliberately removed.

GrapheneOS is recommended by the EFF and used by journalists, lawyers, and activists in high-risk environments. The audience most likely to read Google's data practices and refuse its terms is now flagged as fraudulent for that exact decision.

What happened?:
▪️ Google announced "Cloud Fraud Defense" at Cloud Next on April 22-23, 2026, branding it "the next evolution of reCAPTCHA." Existing reCAPTCHA customers were auto-migrated.
▪️ When the system flags traffic as suspicious, the old click-the-bus puzzle is gone. Users get a QR code instead.
▪️ Scanning the QR code requires Google Play Services running on the device. Internet Archive snapshots show this requirement has been live since at least October 2025, silently rolled out for 7 months before anyone noticed.
▪️ No Play Services = no QR scan = locked out.

The bigger picture:
▪️ Google already tried this in 2023. It was called Web Environment Integrity (WEI), and it would have let Google decide which devices were "real enough" to access the web. Standards bodies and the public pushed back hard, and Google killed it. Three years later, the same idea is back, just hidden behind a QR code instead of a browser feature.
▪️ reCAPTCHA runs on millions of websites. Every developer who keeps using it is now, by default, telling deGoogled Android users they're not welcome...

[PerpetualCow.hl @PerpetualCow]

Someone (a competitor) is paying for upvotes on the top crypto subreddit to spread fake news about Wagyu.

Looks like I'm stepping on someone's toes oops🤭

Wagyu will always be better than your garbage exchange.

[PerpetualCow.hl @PerpetualCow]

There are some people saying Wagyu rugged.

Here's my official response:

I didn't think I'd have to respond to this FUD because...

THE SCREENSHOT CIRCULATING ITSELF SAYS THAT $XMR1 HOLDERS CAN WITHDRAW VIA THE TERMINAL INSTEAD OF THE BRIDGE UI 😭

The FUD is that you have to withdraw via the Terminal instead of the old UI.

I didn't change this text, I'm not making something up. it's literally in the screenshot being spread around.

Please READ what this guy who I don't want to give any more attention to actually posted. This is ridiculous.

This is officially a public intervention.

We need to ban TikTok brained gooners who do not have reading comprehension from https://t.co/men7W2Crk2.

Please read the actual material before joining the hate train.

If you had the ability to think for yourselves instead of blindly listening to X shitposts from the instant exchange cabal you would realize that you haven't seen a single person complain of not being able to withdraw. If there had been a rug you obviously would have seen complaints everywhere. (not to mention that the screenshot itself explains that it is not a rug?)

If you fell for this hate train I'd recommend you seriously check your biases about me.

You clearly aren't being objective but just hate me and jump on any chance to celebrate that hate.

The constant FUD attacks are dumb because every time they're proven wrong the FUD loses credibility, which gives less value to real criticism that I do actually deserve.

In summary if you want to withdraw your $XMR1 you should do so in the app/exchange/terminal UI instead of through the old bridge UI.

I didn't think I'd have to put out an announcement saying this since the text is pretty clear.

TL;DR: No rug, Wagyu is safe as always.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Telegram Founder Pavel Durov says the French government is doing the same things it's accusing Elon Musk's X of doing.

• Illegally collecting personal data
• Processing personal data without proper security
• Extracting data from automated systems
• Violating the secrecy of electronic communications

[vxh0rny @veH0rny]

How is 900% interest rate legal,?? ?? ?? ?

[Degen OG 🐸🐻🟡 @onchainsupreme]

the risk to not owning $JOE is way higher then owning btw

if you can’t figured that at you were never meant to make it anyway

[Turbo @0xTurbo_]

Monero is banned from exchanges in the EU

73 exchanges tried delisting it in 2025

delisted by Binance, Kraken, etc.

flagged by chainalysis

called criminal money by regulators

and it still works. every single day

no CEO to arrest, no company to pressure, no server to shut down

no balances to freeze, no clean ledger to farm

price still went up 120%

thats not trader demand

thats people who actually need privacy and will find a way to get it

$ZEC is privacy when regulators allow it, and if its so private, why aren't criminals using it?

$XMR is the future

[cotton (unstable/acc) @cottonxbt]

i’ll lose 50k on a trade and not even blink

but airbnb just scammed me out of $300 and i’ve been on the phone for 8 hours trying to get a refund.

crypto money isn’t real.

[A wizard from space @wizardfrspace]

@raagulanpathy @KASTxyz Spend EUR can we do that yet or i have to go back to Plutus? :(

[kvon @CryptoKvon]

imo $JOE deserves to be so much higher

need whales to twap in and the fomo will be insane

it has so much lore, attention, and it goes viral every week

all its missing is big money twapping in and then its off to the races

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Ladies if your boyfriend uses the Claude Code VSCode extension instead of the terminal tool that’s not your boyfriend that’s your girlfriend