Christopher

@cami_rick’s husband. Soccer dad. Sometimes writer. O’s, Wrexham, and Union

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

Been really into an album lately

[aani @aaniVibeTheory]

Explain your username.

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

@Humanstein Are they just using the same set from the Warner Bros movies?

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

@TheRealMattC Good old 100.7 the Bay

[ULTRA🏝️BLAST @ultrakillblast]

DRAGON'S LAIR (1983, Don Bluth)

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

Couldn’t tell you how many of my best days began with a banana muffin and chocolate milk in a fiesta ware mug

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

I’ve got a team of doctors trying to figure this out for me

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

I have a perfect penis and yet I still get sad

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

Oh, I guess I did see the Spider-Man trailer. Looks slightly better than usual. Are some mask/costume scenes practical and some vfx now? Or has the vfx just gotten better at fabric?

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

Trailers I saw before The Odyssey:

Jimmy - are we sure this isn’t a joke?
The Dog Stars - YA slop but more violent
Heart of the Beast - red meat for the base
Digger - 👍
Focker-in-Law - Ariana grande is usually funny
The Other Mommy - too scary

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

@ranmasaotome96 You got squid games in my Snowpiercer!
You got Snowpiercer in my squid games!

[Janus Films @janusfilms]

Historical accuracy is overrated

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

I kind of dig how fucked up this looks

[Hunter Parker @hunterparker99]

This is what pro soccer used to look like in the U.S. and people still wanna act like MLS has been a negative.

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

Maybe I could tweet more than once a month

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

@ranmasaotome96 This stuff is currently my 13yo’s favorite thing. To the point where he pulled a Harlan Ellison collection off my shelf and read “I Have No Mouth” last night. Can’t tell you the last time he read anything by choice

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

@ranmasaotome96 If I had had money when I was 16 I would have gotten this as my first tattoo. Very unfortunate thing about me

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

@ranmasaotome96 Used to make money doing this at shows

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

@littleoldmead Oh yeah they hate it

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

@ZachTheRide3D I really hope this one blows up in their faces and we stop doing it. I’m sure it’ll fly off the shelves though

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

Or you can learn the details and move the fuck on

[Keith McPherson @Keith_McPherson]

Jail. Arrested. Banned from all ballparks

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

@LookAroundCafe That's obviously my hope, but I don't know if running again will be the only option they consider. Putting my faith in the Republican Party elite and SCOTUS hasn't exactly worked out well for me before

[Christopher @wizardtru3star]

This is also what I think, especially if he continues being president past 2028. No expense will be spared keeping him alive

[Zimbo Jones, Keeper of the Plumes @LookAroundCafe]

He’s going to live until his nineties. Accept that and things get much easier. Give up hope. Embrace the absurd.