Wes Lambert

Casual Observer of the Odd and Ridiculous, also Tech, Warcraft,

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

@WakeBets @DonMiami3 I can attest to this, I cancelled my plan & almost entirely stopped using the app. I used to use DD multiple times daily, but now I go to the restaurants myself; it's faster, I get better quality, & I pay less.

Why does DD even exist?

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every other modern store I visit has #Tap2Pay except @HomeDepot and ironically they used to have it. Making it difficult dudes

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@ivystwt What's really sad is when, I as a fistweaver monk, am out-dpsing and while healing everyone, except the tank

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

So AT&T texts me to say that I have an important message waiting, and I should...
"call in".

So I call, and...
"in the call"
...the Rep tells me that in order to do something for my account,...
"I have to call in" 😬🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Can you hear yourself @ATT

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

It was amazing to watch this great pianist play through the rain sitting on a bridge over the Seine for the #Olympics #sefantastique

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

@StanleyRoberts Having grown up in Bakersfield, I'm not surprised in the least

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@HuntressGia The struggle is real. I killed TLK over 50 times before I got the drop. But that was 5 years ago now

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

@45Vicki @DoorDash @panerabread Might just be the wide angle shot

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

While I'm grateful that my food was delivered, considering the cost, I feel like the quality wasn't there @DoorDash @panerabread #frozenavocado #nostraw #southwestchickensalad #firstworldproblems

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

/3 oddly enough drinks-to-go, in my experience, is a challenge for Panera Bread employees. Regularly forget to make the smoothie, then forget to include a straw.

Maybe this is merely the repercussions that California Panera Bread escaped the $20 wage hike 🤷‍♂️

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

/2 I don't think I've ever gotten a frozen avocado from Panera before today

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

/2 all insurance is a Fvcking scam

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

Thank you @Lemonade_Inc for charging me to keep my Policy "open", despite having my policy already. Apparently, even though Lemonade owns @Metromile, y'all can just charge a person again
It's hard enough getting insurance in California, and now I have to pay twice 🤬

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@StanleyRoberts if Costco had a Queue like Fry's did, this would not happen. But some people don't believe in (crossing) lines

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

@TheCityofSac FYI the icons for these links are reversed.

Also, the Website Feedback link is down (thus Twitter)

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

Every damn time I login to the CA DMV to do something I get accosted by the #GoPaperless #GoGreen popups.
I think I've done it enough, #CanWeJustNot
Does it take more than once to stick?

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

/2 whoever they are, the conversation didn't go their way, but I can sort of see how what I said was incongruous.
What is "leaking with your big mouth"? 👁️👄👁️

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

I tend to get maybe 2-3 spam texts/ year, but since this #PigButchering-thing has started the number has increased. Americans, in my xp are not out-of-the-blue friendly to randos via text

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@PcPhilanthropy In 2001, I loaded Win95 form 36 floppy disks onto a Gateway 2000 system that had only the 1.35" FDD, no CDD. It took most of the day. This was at my job, starting out my career in IT 😅😞

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@PcPhilanthropy Older. 😅 I remember when my Dad gave me his 386 DX4 100 Mhz with an upgraded 512MB HDD, for college. Later that year, my buddy at that college bought a laptop with 4000 MB drive, I was majorly impressed (cost him $2100)

[Wes Lambert @wjlambert]

@ScottyZim @LastWeekTonight I too was a bit harsh, but since the LWT episode I've tried a different approach. Having been in ITSec for so long I sometimes feel jaded about the whole issue