Murph

[Murph @wjmurph08]

@golfweek Lol wut

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

“Patrick Cantlay has won 2 holes in two days, hasn’t held a lead for a single hole, and lost 3&2 and 4&3?”

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

The Orioles are six games away from a second consecutive losing season and a second consecutive last place finish. They traded away their franchise savior, and have watched their young core regress for two years. The manager is publicly humiliating his players, and multiple FO members have been removed from their positions. Yet the POBO and manager are both expecting to return in 2027? That doesn't add up.

[Totally Arsenal @T0tallyArsenal]

JP Morgan closed on Sundays ?

[MDBayNews @MDBayNews]

Wes Moore says “true patriotism” means working together.

Great.

Maybe start in Annapolis, where Democrats hold the governor’s mansion, veto-proof majorities, and routinely treat Republican amendments like junk mail.

“Faith over fear” sounds nice.

Try bipartisanship over branding.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

(some Italian guy making pasta)

Tucci: and what’s going on here

(Italian guy): zeees isss where weee … make … da pasta.

Tucci: wow

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Toffee sales about to soar on the Holloway Road.

[Jack @jackunheard]

Zohran: Everything will be free

*4 months later*

Zohran: So, we ran out of money

[Murph @wjmurph08]

@jcalvinmeyer Giving Eflin a spot on the roster then sending him straight to IL for an injury in his 4th inning of the season is some extremely embarrassing decision making

[Murph @wjmurph08]

@ESPNFANSUPPORT STL JoJo Romero recorded a hold yesterday, not currently showing in ESPN leagues

[Murph @wjmurph08]

@JasonLaCanfora You’re a self-righteous, self-important ass hat. 90% of listeners are thrilled that you’re gone

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

👀

[Murph @wjmurph08]

@JasonLaCanfora 1-1

[Murph @wjmurph08]

@johnnieO Nights in White Satin by the Moody Blues

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: First baseman Pete Alonso and the Baltimore Orioles are finalizing a five-year, $155 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Alonso leaves the Mets to make a loaded AL East even better.

[Matt Jones @2MKJ7]

In case you missed the presser.

[Russell St. Report @RussellStReport]

https://t.co/pV3tcTVpCX

[Virginia Football @UVAFootball]

🫡 stay poppin’ @TheoVon

#GoHoos 🔶⚔️🔷

[Murph @wjmurph08]

@Steveonbaseball Steve, they’re bottom 5 this season in nearly every significant batting category. Appreciate your enthusiasm but might be time to get a clue.

[Murph @wjmurph08]

@sportswcoleman Lol no it wouldn’t. Ghosted the team for weeks on multiple prior seasons for injuries they couldn’t even describe because they were so minor