Colleen Wilkes

she/her/they/them • fat, queer, ADHD • former barista, current speech language pathologist, wannabe Taskmaster contestant

[Colleen Wilkes @wlks23]

Bonhomme “Bonnie” Jonathan Wilkes.

That’s it, that’s the tweet.

😻

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Me watching Hillbillies come together to collectively shit on JD Vance. #HeAintFromHere

[Jeremy Bailin @AstroBailin]

People keep saying "unprecedented" like there's never been an election when a Dem incumbent drops out, RFK is running, the Dem convention is in Chicago, there's an unpopular foreign war, the Rep nominee is a crook who thinks he's above the law, and a leading candidate gets shot

[Jimmy (not one of those) Rothschild(s) @Pale_0ntologist]

I feel like we as a city are not doing enough with the fact that C-H-I-C-A-G-O scans with Hot to Go

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

some Jacobin in the year 1815 had a vision of a TikTok zooming in on Kate Middleton's Vogue cover and thought "right, we'll be having none of that, somebody warm up the guillotine and go get Louis XVI"

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Cillian Murphy winning the Oscar as
the royal family rapidly declines in numbers, territory, relevance, public favor, hair? This is the Irish revenge my granny promised that I would see in my lifetime…

[Katy Jean @katynotie]

My Autistic kid being an Autistic kids isn't a fucking problem.
Your Autistic kid being an Autistic kid isn't a fucking problem.
That we've built whole systems that only serve one type of person is a fucking problem.

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

Reading way above my grade level didn’t get me as far in life as I had hoped

[chase @_chase_____]

every time i pay rent, i get a notification from my bank being like “did you buy something big?” uh ya literally just a month’s worth of shelter

[Colleen Wilkes @wlks23]

@pattykrupchak oh absolutely, she might be THE Boy Mom

[Colleen Wilkes @wlks23]

my family group chat is about to go OFF (there is a thunderstorm in the area)

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Step down from his position?? HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

[Kimberly Chapman can't breathe bcs #CovidIsNotOver @WriterCrafter]

Doctor: Hello, I'm calling about a problem I'm having with plumbing in my house.

Plumber: Okay, I'm happy to help. Can you tell me a bit of what's going on?

Doctor: The boiler intermittently malfunctions and I have some clogs forming in the bathroom.

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[Colleen Wilkes @wlks23]

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE *BEEN* SAYING

[Darvid 🐢🪶🏹 @darvidosiris]

Family Of Henrietta Lacks Wins Settlement For Her Stolen Cells.

[meryl wilsner (they/them) @merylwilsner]

I recently found a Pinterest board called “gender” that I didn’t remember making. All it was was this picture

[Colleen Wilkes @wlks23]

@miss_pidgey i was a purple kid, now as an adult i am a green/yellow person, and i have a close friend who is a teal person and another who is an orange person 😝