WORLD WAR WOJAK

Welcome to the Matrix. 🪐 $WOJAK

[འօąɾìղց MOON 🌙 @remainmoon]

When the world finds out how much $GME & $EBAY combined are TRULY valued at… oh.. a financial crisis will ensue for countless big corporations and players shorting @gamestop

[ThePPShow @ThePPseedsShow]

NEW RUMORS

GAMESTOP TO FULLY FINANCE EBAY IN UPCOMING TENDER OFFER TO BE ANNOUNCED. ACCORDING TO RUMORS ASSOCIATED WITH PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH THE MATTERS THE DEAL IS SO BIG THAT GAMESTOP COULD HIT TRIPLE DIGITS OVERNIGHT.

STORY DEVELOPING

[The Lightbringer @Lightbring33r]

Congratulations @ryancohen.
Ebay is yours.

[starmex @starmexxx]

this is pure f*cking treasure.

a used $300 mac mini from 2020 quietly killed my $800 a month ai bill, and it runs on $5 of electricity. took me three weekends of testing, so you don't have to.

the subscriptions i was bleeding every month:

cursor ultra .............. $200
claude code max 20x ....... $200
google ai ultra 20x ....... $200
chatgpt pro ............... $200
total ..................... $800

what i pay now:

used mac mini m1, 16gb .... $300 once, ebay
electricity ............... $5/mo
subscriptions ............. $0

here's what runs on a 6-year-old mac, all local:

ollama .................... ollama com
one command and gpt-oss-20b, qwen or deepseek is running on the mac. gpt-oss is openai's own open-weight model, the same company charging $200 a month for chatgpt pro gave this one away for free

lm studio ................. lmstudio ai
a chatgpt-style desktop app for local models. search hugging face, click download, start chatting. no terminal at all

mlx-lm .................... apple's own framework
apple's open-source library built for apple silicon. runs models straight on unified memory, the fastest way to squeeze every token out of an m1

fast-browser-use .......... qwen3.5-9b on mlx
a browser agent that clicks through real websites with zero cloud calls, fits in about 7gb, and plugs into claude code and codex as a skill

rizzo-flow ................ 4.4gb
the local clone of typesafe's jev. yes / no / pick one / score with a probability on every answer, and the runtime is 11mb on a mac

exo ....................... a second mac mini
links several macs into one cluster and splits bigger models between them. two $300 mac minis on a shelf start acting like one much bigger machine

what nobody tells you until you actually do it:

16gb is the real limit, not the model card. gpt-oss-20b eats almost all of it, so close chrome before you load it or macos starts swapping and everything crawls
-> always grab the mlx build in lm studio, on apple silicon it's noticeably faster than the generic one
-> set ollama to keep the model loaded, otherwise every first reply waits while it reloads from disk
-> run the mac mini headless in a closet and hit it from your phone over tailscale, it feels exactly like the chatgpt app

models and repos in the comments. save it before your $800 auto-renews

[Starlink @Starlink]

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[Roan @RohOnChain]

this is the most DANGEROUS thing on internet today

REA (Reverse Engineer Anything) - this open source MCP lets your AI agent reverse engineer any app, down to the binary

i just reverse engineered TradingView, now I am using their premium indicators for FREE - software is cooked

here is how to use REA to reverse engineer TradingView:

1. point REA at TradingView's publicly observable interface and map every major feature, from chart interactions to indicators and alerts

2. trace how the interface behaves when you switch symbols, change timeframes, add indicators, draw levels, and update chart layouts

3. use REA's available MCP tools to investigate authorized software artifacts and trace application logic wherever the evidence allows

4. feed those findings into Claude Opus 5.5, which turns the investigation into a technical specification and an implementation plan

5. rebuild the charting engine independently, with real market data, candlesticks, technical indicators, drawing tools, and persistent watchlists

6. add a quant backtesting engine that tests strategies against historical data, accounting for fees, slippage, and drawdowns

7. test every component, compare its behavior against documented and observable results, fix failures, and keep iterating until the system actually works

8. you end up building your own TradingView-style quant research terminal from scratch, with source code you control and features you can keep extending

i won’t say anything more:

[WORLD WAR WOJAK @wojakworldwar3]

@Jason @bot @XMoney Give me. Money

[Evan Bacon @Baconbrix]

Asked Grok Bot to build itself an Apple Vision Pro app. I now have interactive bots that I can talk to and place around my apartment.

[CherrySixx 🐸 @CherrySixx69]

You have no idea what’s coming

Brace yourselves, I’m cooking something big

Wojak World Order

[Songpinganq @songpinganq]

Meanwhile tens of thousands of young Chinese people are becoming homeless, Because they lost their jobs to AI and robots, and can't pay bills (hence get blacklised by Social Credit System)

In just one year, AI and robots have taken 40 million jobs in China. There's no Universal Basic Income or UBI in China.

[SentosHQ @SentosHQ]

$wojak isn’t just a meme; it’s a whole mood. If you’ve traded crypto, you understand.

[WORLD WAR WOJAK @wojakworldwar3]

@Falconcrypto_ ALONSHOUSE

[TraderSZ @trader1sz]

yo @SECGov @FBI @NASAA I was threatened by @mdudas at @6thManVentures. 6th Man Ventures, LLC is an SEC-registered investment adviser (CRD #318649, SEC file 801-128472). Reporting this to @SECGov @FBI @NASAA.

here is the deleted tweet with tweet ID link. Also slandering and threatening me https://t.co/bfSGMMEvZq

Plus you can see on my feed i'd never visit East Israel (uae)

will also be showing to all the companies working with @mdudas

regulators will also know, and every project in crypto

reason why he got triggered was for exposing him and @Pumpfun

and nobody is wasting that much money on a watch. and im not a fan of lambo, prefer ferrari

one example: https://t.co/VaUcrpzqrd

[SCOOP @scooptoshi]

one by one we will reclaim what’s ours

i’ll never stop dca’ing solana:8J69rbLTzWWgUJziFY8jeu5tDwEPBwUz4pKBMr5rpump 8J69

[Wojak @wojakcto]

i can't believe people went to work today. i just sat at home tripping and playing random computer games with 3 star reviews all day

this one was the best I played

[Wojak @wojakcto]

gWojak
gKraken
gBinance
gm

[Wojak @wojakcto]

somebody said superintelligence is going to hack all of our ethereum wallets in a tweet so the market decided let's just go into jeet mode and now my mum thinks i need to go back to working at McDonalds

[Wojak @wojakcto]

return and become king

[Wojak @wojakcto]

meme harder to win

[Wojak @wojakcto]

a story as old as time itself