✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧

what’s the matter, bob? can’t handle my garbage mouth?

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@facetedcarapace @rushbanana67 funko pops are never necessary and idk why but they make me really uneasy. they have an air of evil surrounding them.

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@lovesshebaa @mattxiv yeah 😒 didn’t kelly hear- if you aren’t going to post about the price of groceries then do not post anything at all 😤 where does she get off straying for the topic of conversation that loveshebaa set for us?

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@LucaGuadagnegro @wrstlrboy03 @yashar @kellyclarkson yes, in my experience, easily disproven lies make perfect pr statements.

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@ZidaneZ08902030 @mattxiv you joined twitter in 2020. you don’t know old fashioned.

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@SamuelF32757 @saruhschwartz lmfao nobody cares what some loser who joined twitter in 2024 thinks

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@TotesLiz some of us know what pepper is so our food tastes good :)

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@campaignist1 @hasanthehun unfortunately, i might be stealing that line.

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@notcapnamerica i was cute. i was energetic. i was fun. i mean, what exactly was this prick looking for?

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@esjesjesj what documentary?

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@BIMBOMINDSET @offbeatorbit is this sarcasm? gen x is so annoying. their only personality trait is being like this

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@lastcallforaj @offbeatorbit

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@Lisa_Asillie @UnionStrong_77 @barbarismcrit yeah i agree. very suspicious that multiple people are laughing at the end of a joke…i always laugh 1/4 of the way through a joke.

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@hasanthehun are you going to sue for defamation? because you definitely should.

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@Jason17798977 @mattxiv try taking a few more cause that isn’t even the right number of letters

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@hoxhaistrans do you actually want to see thing improve in this country or do you just want to show off your knowledge of communist theory 🙄

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@mattxiv lmao that’s her brand? i saw them at aldi once and bought a bag and it was legitimately the worst mac & cheese i’ve ever had. i threw it away after 3 bites.

[dan d @DanJDeBrak]

remember the walmart yodeling kid? this is him now. feel old yet?

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@molls @adamtotscomix @spinningjoe i didn't know that guy was famous lol i thought it was just some random guy that wanted to draw a picture of it and was awkwardly asking permission

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@molls @kookyrat @adamtotscomix @spinningjoe okie dokie but don’t call my mom before or after ten. 4023073709

[✧˖°. alani dasani .°˖✧ @wolfc0la]

@kookyrat @adamtotscomix @spinningjoe i didn’t know that guy was famous lol i thought it was just some random guy that wanted to draw a picture of it and was awkwardly asking permission