DOPE.

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

I think that I have perfected the art of disappointing people.

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

You don’t put up with someone’s bullshit because you love them. You only put up with it because you don’t love yourself enough.

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

Happiness is one of the best accessories to wear with any outfit.

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

I mastubate to my selfies too, bro

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

I don't need to forget or it doesn't remind me of anything... Is really just me whispering to my Alcohol "hurry up, PLEASE get me drunk..."

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

I'm brave, but not 'eat out a prostitute' brave.

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

I just threw my back out twerking

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

It's not you... it's not me. The matrix just doesn't want us to be together.

[Fuck Likes @FuckLikes]

Society: Be yourself.

Society: No not like that

[Encouragement @EncouragingShit]

I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.

[Cynical. @CynicalAdvice]

Having a toddler is like being on full time suicide watch.

[BITCHERY HUMOR. @BitcheryHumor]

Sometimes following your heart means losing your mind...

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

I'm the Kim Jong Un of family relationships.

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

Sex is like Chinese food, satisfying, but two hours later you always want more.

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

You fade away because you can't handle any more scars on your heart.

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

Am I getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

I'm a strong willed independent woman who sometimes gets outta control. But I love and give with all my heart. Don't abuse that privilege.

[DOPE. @WomenRelatable]

You are more incredible than you know and you deserve more than you think.