primary breadloser

shut up and let people enjoy things

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando

[cranston @__cranston__]

The key to nailing a job interview is to bring up 9/11 as much as possible

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

They said I could be anything so I became an abomination

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

if not love of my life why love of my life shaped

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[valentine @valawakened]

not dating to marry, not dating to break up, but a secret third thing (dating to enjoy being with a person you're compatible with for as long as you both enjoy each other, no matter if that's months or years or the rest of your lives)

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band

[paraless @crowankas]

what doesn’t kill you gets suggested to you on instagram

[clare @sadderlizards]

"you have such great energy" thank you i am on stimulants

[Angleton’s Orchids @AngletonOrchids]

Logging onto Twitter dot com to fill my brain with a hyperstimulating melange of real and false information so that I can no longer distinguish between the two.

[❀ @deallium]

we went on a walk and i showed you my favorite tree we are Not casual

[ju @pasadelimon]

leer los grafitis del baño del bar media borracha como si todos fueran una gran verdad

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

I am living adderall to adderall

[lux ⋆ ♱ . (in rehab) @luxetamine]

life ain't all cigarettes and alcohol my friend.. life is sometimes also drugs and self mutilation

[samantha @mobilesuitsam]

i’m not ready for a relationship and my dopamine receptors are near irreversibly fried so obviously the solution is to continue dating

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I feel like pH paper is the ultimate litmus test for whether a substance is acidic or not