wonkydude1

48/M. Love cars, nature, music, and stupidly funny stuff. Free spirit.

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There are still people who think that decluttering is new and trendy; it is neither. I work at the source (Amazon), people are buying more stuff than ever.

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BREAKING: I’m broken. 🙃

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BREAKING: Bust buster busts busted buster.

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@waitbutwhy I only see yellow if I tilt it waaaay back

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@waitbutwhy Ruining lives over a poor choice of words has got to stop. No one is safe in such an environment as we’ve all said stupid things before.

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You cannot hate peacefully. That is all.

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@stats_feed In your dreams

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It’s ok Trump. We don’t like you either.

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Saw someone going through my garbage as I was coming home from work. How dumb do you have to be to go garbage picking AT EVENING RUSH HOUR???

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Note to radio station program managers: most people live longer than 50 or 60 years.

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@stats_feed No. What good is money if your life is stressful? He who dies with the most toys dies anyway.

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@stats_feed Onions

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@stats_feed They’re obsessed with statistics. 😁

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@stats_feed Identity politics

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Unless you were also grazed by a bullet, rip that damn bandage off your right ear. You look ridiculous.

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A friend sends:

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@stats_feed Empathy.

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We need to revive “two-bit” as an insult. It has more emphasis now that it’s worth much less.

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@lepslair Of course. Smell is by far their primary sense.

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I love the deadpan “Nine Fiftaay” in the WWJ station identifiers.