Lawson Woolyams

Fintwit addict, Orioles fanatic, skeletons in the closet, jerseys in the attic. Bonafide idiot battlin’ bad habits.

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@CurttiMagurtti @vellydap2 U wouldn’t be calling folks “niggas” on the Internet, so there’s that for whatever it’s worth

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@Paul_UAP @harperlee789 Thank you for your severance

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@AshleyAlready @kobainr6 Like mother like bitches son it seems.

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@ThatEricAlper Stopped scrolling. Still didn’t see Chilly Willies.

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@PauleyMo67 Sorry

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@lady_valor_07 Water

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@Bebes_Scrubs Love Roomba for 1st floor. All hardwoods & tile & low pile area rugs. Most underrated part of having robo vac is making sure you don’t have dumb clutter on the floor - obvious clean up strategy in action. Use an inexpensive Dustbuster handheld & shark stick for behind doors etc.

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@Goldy6931 @2_teoriak The casuals? Sorry didn’t mean to infringe on your right to a free game. Oh wait… you spent how much?

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@pin3cones Dear lord you’d think some of these cucks are playing a casual toilet game for money. Good grief.

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@Networkninja2k @AndyHermanNFL Agreed & I resisted this mindset, but takes tomorrow are gonna go there. I think in the end it just sucks that ‘the supposed intervention’ takes even one iota of shine off this team.

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@Clemson_Addict Plus all this is after breaking down a small campsite

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@PathologicL @messedupfoods No, I’m not an ordained member of the clergy. No shame in washing dishes for a few summer months while in college, tho.

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@ayojoestar The vets have not gone nuts. Too many people have pets that cannot afford them. Get over it. It’s not a right. But yeah, keep your 120 lb dog in an apartment and never walk them. You know who you are.

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@ShannonJean @amredman No ur not. Engagement bait. Cost of business is obvious answer, unless you specify no crappy cars which would be hilarious, yet oddly also understandable

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@JohnSmi88078679 @Its_Coach_Steve @MattNorlander

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@vandal_muldoon @GretelHamburger @Mericamemed The answer lies in enjoying the painting and not taking some dumb fucking picture of a painting that’s been photographed a million times.

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@TheUnfollowed66 @MoosesFelix So technically a “webber”

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@aaronmgoods @thew0nderkid The irony.