naur pills🚩🏴🛠

*knock*×3 Come in!

[naur pills🚩🏴🛠 @woolythoctar]

My dad da goat for real

[Blortus_ @BLORTUS_]

It’s gonna be hard to replace Ethan on the h3 podcast, but i think they should branch out,.. maybe get a gorilla who’s like supper smart? He could be from the moon and have a dome shield to counter aoe slop!

[Aya - 🀄 @Ayavikt0r]

me laughing at the same winston overwatch jokes over and over again

[아프라이나 @qwaszx986]

팀코원분들이랑 이러고 놀았다

[BlueJay @them_failure]

The Winston posting reminded me of this. Winston is a brother to me. Winston is a brother to us all

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[Heydarist 🇰🇵 @HydristOfficial]

“enjoy your two-parent solution”

[Mr. Jones @MrJonestown]

El que no tiene problemas para elegir películas para ver es mi viejo. El abre Netflix, pone play a la primera que tenga en la portada a un tipo con un arma y procede a estar dos horas así:

[Big Yobba Snake @BigYobbaSnake]

Жена сказала, что хочет "РЕОРГАНИЗОВАТЬ" мой ящик с бельем.
Но я разбираюсь в корпоративном лицемерии и понимаю, что это значит... МАССОВОЕ СОКРАЩЕНИЕ

[Mr. Bister @LegendaryBister]

This may be a contender for one of the new funniest tweets in Twitter history

[Liste @endliste]

Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever

[aydan @ra1nchlorine]

Why are the Japanese such slaves

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Guy who becomes a communist because he wants to force BTS and Sombr to shovel coal for a living

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

scenes from Montenegro General Hospital

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

(Marxistly) science is for boys and star magic is for girls

[Hel @Sanguine_hell]

Eurocentrism is when you dont believe in magic

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

oh well if it’s a longstanding tradition on the indian subcontinent it can’t be reactionary superstition

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

the best selling video game of all time was made in the Soviet Union

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

This is also the official position of Xi Jinping and the Communist Party of China