Workin Minerva

Palliative Care LCSW. Reader. Dog Lover. she/her. I don’t understand the world. Please stay off my lawn.

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

Social workers must also be disruptors when it comes to challenging ingrained systemic injustices. Our discipline’s history is one of complicity at times, and if we don’t challenge now, we are complicit still. 1/3 #SocialWorkMonth2021

[rennicka @rennbaebae]

trying to figure out why my coworker thought these were acceptable ice breaker questions for a team meeting… the graphic designs are killing me

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

I wish I believed in hell just so Greg Abbott could burn for eternity.

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

There is a group of scuba enthusiasts in a bougie Colorado mountain resort town. My sister-in-law referred to them as Beaver Divers.

At the other end of the table, my niece looked at me and was laughing/mouthing “beaver divers”.

My work here is done.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Listens to Guided Meditation on 1.75x Speed: https://t.co/hnRogfItrL

[Saint Orochimaru LSW @saintorochimaru]

Social working in a capitalist society is exhausting b

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

Announcing release of new novella from the pen of Minerva Perez: “Elevator Etiquette”
Part 1:
Allow people exiting the elevator to safely exit prior to pushing your way on like a fucking animal”.
The End
#peopleareaconstantsourceoffrustrationanddisappointment

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

@MarkJMasterson When there are people whose names are a complete mystery, time to go.

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

The most satisfying thing I did this week was delete over 50 listings from contacts in my phone.

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

@ConsciousFilth That I continue to work in health care at all. Wild.

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

Doc: “patient looks good. But he could also die”.

This is basically what I say about myself on the daily.

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

So I guess I should scratch Barcelona off my list of possible retirement destinations.

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

@PeacockTVCare @franklinleonard So I’m assuming for paid subscribers only, yes?

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

Why I’m bad at small talk, pt 1:

Nurse A: “I think he’s into drag racing and stuff.”

Nurse B: “oh fun!!”

Me: “but is it really?”

Nurse A: arched eyebrow
Nurse B : *smirk that said I said what she was really thinking*

#speakyourtruth #smalltalk

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

Email from AirBnb: “Pining for an Outdoor Escape?”

Delete—mark as junk.

Dear AirBnb: know your audience.

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

@limmoraliste Congratulations on the grant, Frank!

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

@limmoraliste WOW!

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

I say quite confidently that you could not find a more delicious, perfect textured, absolutely scrumptious chocolate chip cookie anywhere. #youknowyouwantone #secretingredient #cookie

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

@limmoraliste Squash hair.

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

@Shmonkey @limmoraliste Oh, there’s lower.

[Workin Minerva @workinminerva]

@limmoraliste My work here is done.