Mark Walton

Can’t act, can’t sing, can’t dance. Can quiz a little

[Mark Walton @worldwidemark]

@British_Airways @KirstieMAllsopp It’s crazy you can watch Live sport on the in-flight entertainment on proper airlines.

@British_Airways lagging way behind as usual.

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@henrywinter Sorry Henry, but you got that one wrong – as the experts on TV pointed out at halftime.

You’ve been taking in by the low Premier League standard of VAR

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Oh well at least @JurgenKlopp can give up those awful @trivago ads now #fifaworldcup

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Fun fact - England have won as many points in 11 days at this World Cup as the Scotland team have managed over the last 40 years in total at World Cups.

And England’s goal difference is +4 whilst Scotland’s is -10.

#fifaworldcup2026 @paddypower @BBCSport @England @ScotlandNT

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Guy Mowbray is by far the best of the commentators on football these days. But I worry he is turning into Andrew Cotter with those inane facts about the Senegalese president! #worldcup

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@afneil Every feature of your X profile is “former”

Do you reckon anyone influential will ever hire you again?

I can answer that question for you if you’d like…

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@IsidorWilson @SunderlandAFC @EuropaLeague Please stay with us, Wilson! Next season will not be the same without you

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@davehendon Ronnie O’Sullivan in 2002?

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@alanshearer getting it 100% wrong in commentary again… Time for him to give it up, I think.

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@AdamP1242 Your racist fans turned up in the second half

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@jordancronin_ The fans racially abused players. If you think that’s them doing their bit, you are as thick as the fucking rest of them.

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@CraigHope_DM @worflags Looks pretty poor compared to the one at the stadium of light in December

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@geordiejosh Thick as shit – every single fucking mag

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@henry_winter_ What do you mean those Newcastle fans who racially abused a player today?

Those idiotic scum deserved everything they got.

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@johnnyjenko Only to be expected by Newcastle fans – they really are the scum of the earth

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@mickquinn1089 @beanz2809 @nufcfoodbank Those racist fans got what they deserved

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@darrengrimes What, do you mean your scummy racist fans?

They don’t deserve anything. Horrible brainless pieces of 💩 . I bet they all vote reform as well….

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@geordiejosh Your fans are a bunch of racist scum.

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@alanshearer Just like in 2000 when you missed the penalty against us eh Alan?

That was pathetic and weak!

We won 2-1 that day too 🤣😂

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@past_sunderland Only to be expected from those idiots