bf when left to his own devices will only eat meals that he fashions out of lentils and calls 'goos'. they are very thick viscous liquids which, when tilted slightly, move chillingly slowly. this to me is what masculinity is about
me, when i'm proud of my pile: just amassed this large pile of materials practically on a whim. i'd hate for anyone to fall into it...
me, when i'm not proud of my pile: *hands in pockets, sullenly kicking pile* might as well be a heap....
😏👆this one's for pile fans only