Dick Pisser

I'm lookin for a place to spread out here

[Josef @Slither2006]

I think about this bit every day

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

I can’t even remember what the world is supposed to be like

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I should

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[Thomas White @len0killer]

There’s something almost intoxicating about drinking 15 beers

[Seth @holzawn]

It’s The Tapeworm On The Floor For Me

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

nice. You owned me. a disabled kid from rural china nd an orphan with no parents and its my first time online

[Rob @robrousseau]

Sure why not

[zonk @CastinZonk]

Asking for a cigarette then adding it to my own pack

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

You, boy. Water them hogs

[david c. porter (read NTTN) @toomuchistrue]

Epic Win

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Pissing the bed then getting up to go wash my hands

[pierce @cringe_genius]

I’m having a baguette with cranberry goat cheese. I wish— how should I put this… I wish my penis could taste this!

[Inyo Enjoyer @InyoEnjoyer]

“Pépito they shot Trump” is an all-timer