Ken Adams

Let’s die. Let’s meet up, and die.

[Ken Adams @worstcaseidie]

The Lord told me it's flat none of your business.

[Chris @chriskunzler]

They've honeypotted clavicular!

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[xmen 97 szn @frrisbueller]

My Hero

[erika @yeeeerika]

indica hybrid would be such a beautiful name for a girl

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

early seasons of survivor were awesome because they legit tried to kill them. jeff had to step in in season 2 because he was afraid amber might starve to death. in season 3 they were like if you get eaten by lions that’s YOUR problem

[audrey @phlegmme]

Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Cigarettes are actually so back. You knew who never quit on em in the first place? Asians. They knew this whole time that they were back

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

old seasons of Survivor were crazy because they’d get to day 35 or whatever and jeff would be like “surprise we flew your mom halfway around the world but if you’re not the first person to throw this coconut through a hoop we’re putting her ass right back on the plane”

[Ken Adams @worstcaseidie]

This

[LⒶVENDER @stonewall1312]

@Totorcat id rather ride a bicycle on the highway than have to own an ecosport

[Greatex @cloudighodaro]

The job is Foreman it's for a man.

Man with a plan.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fucked up in the crib eating iguana meat straight from the can

[Uncle “J” Balls @BSchmoke]

I bought a manual car because I’m like “what if my fidget toy required precise and stressful manipulation in dangerous situations”

[jake @wormpuller]

You can be 30 and have a race car bed

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I got banned from /r/ShaolinMonks for asking about forbidden techniques

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Relapsing on cigarettes out of sheer boredom

[jake @wormpuller]

Girl youre so sexy lets do puzzles together

[julia @juumelo_]

you want us to have sex? you mean the thing that killed padme??

[Is M:I-The final reckoning out? @Giorgio97911473]

Having wasted 1 hour and 51 minutes because of this post yesterday night I can confidently say that this is the only good scene in the movie