Laura🍄

original hippo stan account || she/her || 23 || autistic || lesbian || demisexual || pfp by anjubatus

[maja (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ @_mk800]

"the sims isn't a real game theres no strategy or skill needed" mf you ever tried to keep 8 sims alive

[Echo🐈 @echoistrans]

stupid idiot spills his milk everywhere and cries

[maggie 🧸 @barkymarsh]

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” well i asked gritty and he cocked a shotgun

[AliEldrazi @AliEldrazi]

I love Riftbound preview season. Either a card is unplayable, it’s getting banned, or people saying Ban Aurora.

[𝓶𝓮𝓲 ⚢ @yuri_dreams]

the lesbian urge to immediately call your girlfriend your “wife” even if she isnt yet.. like were basically married…

[ash ✧ @ashyaywoohoo]

oh dont mind me im just eating my girlfrie- oh... you didnt see anything.

[miya @miyarah_]

“eres joven, seguro que estas lleno de energía”

yo después de comer:

[strawderryst @strawderrystart]

Repost ❤️

[᧔ᦸᩚ᧓ @maidlike]

nonchalant bunny⁝ i don’t carrot all

[𑣲joa loves yunara @zeribug]

greedy poro

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

svu IS copaganda, but mariska hargitay is allowed to play olive benson as much as she wants

[っ˕ ◟͈ ა @lammbs]

bunny wants a fucking break

[anna⁸⁶ @barkeypilled]

im from pennsylvania before im american. i would die for my country of philadelphia.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

When this man returns to Pennsylvania as a citizen, I want his Sheetz and Wawa rewards cards revoked. I want his shorts sewn into pants. His hoodies turned into crewnecks. May his pretzels always be stale. His hoagies all onions. His turkey hill iced tea sour. His ATV tires flat.

[lauren @winonaddict]

the lorelai gilmore urge to never shut the fuck up

[Camryn @dancingofpens]

i want apple cider!!!! i want apple cider donuts! i want some sort of apple chai! it's fall we gotta get on this!