WTF R Train?

Where the #@%* is the R train?

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

"The tears of the world are a constant quantity. For each one who begins to weep somewhere else another stops."

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

https://t.co/rXjlWFyKX7

[Radio Free Bay Ridge @RadioFreeBR]

Into a house.

A house.

#BayRidge

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

We look forward to further ads by Representative Rose, detailing other statements that don’t invite much rancor:

—pizza is tasty
—water is wet
—beavers mate for life

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

winner!

[Sister Celluloid, same on Bluesky and Threads @sistercelluloid]

@JustinBrannan I have five jokes in a row about the N train.

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

rude, but fair. entirely fair.

[Justin Brannan @JustinBrannan]

I have a joke about the R train but the punchline takes a while

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

So.

How's everyone doing?

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

We’re laughing and we’re stricken with fear. So it’s like every other commute. #Byford

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

“This is Rachel Dratch for Johnson & Johnson brand medicated wipes. Our next stop is 8th Street-NYU. Hope your rear is cleaner than this station’s!”

...We figure if Awkwafina’s going to do it, we should prep for others. Public service and all.

[Sarah Ritz @exenezoom]

@MegaphoneMta @wtfrtrain @mtanowr @unsuckMTA @MTA Because we are our own advocates now. We have look out for each other. We have each other's backs because we are all in these tin cans together

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

Please find us and let us out.

[Anne Szustek Talbot @the59thStBridge]

Does anyone else in #BayRidge hear a persistent shriek like some sort of tropical zoo bird coming from the vicinity of 83rd/5th? #ThursdayThoughts

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

Better than "Living With A Hernia"...

[Sarah Ritz @exenezoom]

@wtfrtrain can today's sing along be Traffic Jam by Weird Al Yankovic?

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

Eat a Hot Pocket for breakfast.

(This is a scheduled tweet.)
(Obligatory warning to NOT cook said Hot Pocket on the third rail.)

[👻 boo no matter who 👻 @lauraeveengel]

I wish someone would tell me to eat a Hot Pocket for breakfast so I could say "I'm already ten steps ahead of you" like they do in the movies

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

We think this is the best one we saw. Frankly a poor showing from most of the rest of the internet.

Sorry to be so... gruff.

[Sarah Ritz @exenezoom]

@wtfrtrain The kids are alright

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

We will RT the only the GOAT-iest of goat tweets. There will be no prize for the best, save our admiration.

Which should be enough.

[WTF R Train? @wtfrtrain]

We have no comment at this time.

[NYCT Subway @NYCTSubway]

A new one for us (we think): Two goats are roaming along the N line tracks in Brooklyn. They’re safe and not currently affecting service, but they are on the run. We’ll keep you posted.

[R Train NYC @mtanowr]

#ServiceChange
Limited service is restored on the [N] and [R] lines south of 36 St (Bklyn). Southbound [N] and [R] trains continue to bypass 59 St (Bklyn) as a result of an ongoing NYPD investigation because of... https://t.co/VxHvrb2LFZ

[R Train NYC @mtanowr]

#ServiceChange
There are service changes and delays on the [D], [N], and [R] lines in Brooklyn because of person struck by a train at 59 St. We are working with the NYPD to restore regular service, but until... https://t.co/kw8qXsfrJd

[R Train NYC @mtanowr]

#ServiceChange
There is no [N] or [R] train service south of 36 St (Bklyn) because of a customer struck by a train at 59 St (Bklyn).
See a station agent for a courtesy pass for continuing train or bus service.... https://t.co/so4Oj1wPd9

[Dutchmazz @Dutchmazz]

I was late going to working this morning and now going home. The @MTA #NYC #Subway is reliably unreliable....

[Dutchmazz @Dutchmazz]

I’ve been stuck in the Tunnel just before 59th street Brooklyn on the (R) for the last 15 minutes. Due to an injured passenger at 59th... @NYCTSubway @wtfrtrain #SunsetPark #BayRidge #Brooklyn