Jon Blake

[Jon Blake @wynd_jon]

@Rob_War14 Yes mate. Can't wait

[Jon Blake @wynd_jon]

@Rob_War14 That's enough to be allowed out for some beers

[Jon Blake @wynd_jon]

@Rob_War14 At least a hundred

[Jon Blake @wynd_jon]

@RobJMacfarlane I'd swap Sterling for Foden personally, but guess Gareth more likely to use Foden from bench today. Might he go for shaw over mings?

[Dominic Calvert-Lewin @CalvertLewin14]

You are, as always, a bulky chipmunk. Quarantine routine from my isolation inspiration station. Ciao Bella Insatiooooo. 😂😂 @realbobmortimer

[Jon Blake @wynd_jon]

@tosh_81 I like the way they pronounce puttanesca. Can't do the accent myself

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Day 31 without football:

https://t.co/v5nvoFursn

[The Poke @ThePoke]

This letter makes a good point about Lance Armstrong

https://t.co/gjdnVXKwBg

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

DISRUPT the World Snooker Final by putting a 50p coin on the side of the table. (via @GlennyRodge)

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

Wait - neither @TheSun nor @thetimes mention Hillsborough on their front pages?! Disgraceful, contemptible pricks.

[Dadaldo @HRH_Duke_of_Url]

Needless to say, I don't think it's good news.

[Mat @MatCro]

GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up

ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.