autogynstein's monster

be careful what you tweet. || 24 || she/her || priv: @loserwhiner || bluesky: @wynnerloser.bsky.social

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

i think i am going to uninstall this piece of shit nazi app because i don't enjoy it and it doesn't do anything useful and i think anyone reading this should highly consider doing the same. bsky in bio

[xX_falsegrindgf @realxemo]

@MILLENIALCHASER one of the first things i heard when i moved here was a friend warning me to stay away from him. i’m not at liberty to give details, he assaulted a friend, someone who isn’t able to speak for herself. he’s a guy who’s not very good at stopping at “i don’t want that” or “no”

[elaine’s the name, inherent shame’s the game @MILLENIALCHASER]

Hey trans girls of chicago, if you’ve interacted with jaketropolis before and had a Weird interaction

please post it below!

i’ve had, and heard far to many!

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

giving bluesky another try because shit is quite fucked. @wynnerloser.bsky.social.

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

@galatea420 yo we have almost the exact same unit, let mw know how your dryer works because ours feels like it takes way longer than it should to dry a normal-sized load

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

@CyberVillainess tbh you pulled it off better than i did

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

dude quit pinking up my sky

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

@ThirteenGaige fuck yea !! wishing you the best, the first three days in the hospital were definitely the hardest for me, it only gets easier from there

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

@MILLENIALCHASER ☝️🙂 this is called retrograde ejaculation

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

i need to see rachel maddow rolling on molly

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

this place is very unpleasant so maybe i'll actually start using bluesky for real this time. maybe. @wynnerloser.bsky.social

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

i slipped on a banana peel and hit the back of my thighs on a fallen oak

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

it's jokes of course, it just fuckin sucks how the way that electronic medical records get shared across facilities often makes it such a nightmare to actually glean any useful information from someone's chart if they've got even a slightly complicated history

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

people should only be allowed to have one illness at a time. not out of any concern for their quality of life, it would just make my job significantly easier

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

i was recognized at the picnic yesterday as "the sinkdog girl". this is my legacy and i don't mind one bit

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

there was a note handwritten on lined paper resting delicately on a train seat; i didn't deign to read it or even skim its contents but this guy just got on, sat down next to it, folded it up and put it in his pocket. something important has just taken place

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

she's kind of the ghost of christmas past

[natalie 🖤🐺 @natamari_]

she’s my lil brownie

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

girl at least wear a sports jersey or something

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

when the 66 year old urologist has seen you drop your pants and continues she/her-ing you well after he's stepped out of earshot you know your boymoding game needs some serious work

[autogynstein's monster @wynnerloser]

@uncanny_eli this is cum libel