Dirk Diggler

Ay im walkin’ here!

[Dirk Diggler @wypis16]

Me on St. Patty’s day

[Dirk Diggler @wypis16]

@longjohnsilvers you are still on the clock

[Nick Wheeler™ @nwhe51525]

I’ve been alive for 20 years now and still haven’t met anyone that’s openly admitted to ever eating long John silvers. Who is keeping that place in business???

[Dirk Diggler @wypis16]

@jwyper21 @kbnoswag fill him in

[Dylan Hornik @_Hornik_]

My dad if he pitched to me at the Home Run Derby https://t.co/PWWswGNwyv

[Dirk Diggler @wypis16]

Big buck hunter.

[gaut @0xgaut]

What would you do with this room in the house

[Dirk Diggler @wypis16]

I mean are you shitting me

[Dirk Diggler @wypis16]

Said i was staying in tonight, here i am ordering taco bell (none of which i will eat) and deciding on the ww2 doc im wagching. Band of brothers episode 5?

[Dirk Diggler @wypis16]

If ordering a beefy 5-layer burrito before 9am is wrong lock me up in the state penitentiary

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

Charles Barkley apologizes to Beyonce's mom for trashing Galveston

Immediately mocks Galveston again

"That water is so dirty I'd rather go to San Antonio with those big ole' women"

[Dirk Diggler @wypis16]

I have reportedly talked about drinking 15 beers tonight

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Tom Holland & Zendaya have reportedly talked about getting married

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

It's a British tradition to recite this word for word in the worst possible scouse accent to every scouser you meet on a night out

[Browns Iran @Browns_Iran]

امروز جو فلاکو با همه مادران رابطه جنسی دارد و ما خون هر تگزاسی تپه ای در تگزاس را می نوشیم!

[Dirk Diggler @wypis16]

@JakeMruzek33 Only yuri likes deep dish

[Dirk Diggler @wypis16]

@E_Raze7 Yeah, id be on Suh watch after this

[Browns Iran @Browns_Iran]

من و همسرم خیلی خسته ایم به خاطر این همه سکس جشن پلی آف که داشتیم، برو براونز!

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

THERE IT IS!

PATRICK KANE'S FIRST AS A RED WING!

[Dirk Diggler @wypis16]

@d_stein24 Sounds about right

[Dirk Diggler @wypis16]

WHERE’D YOU GET THAT CHEEESE DANNY!

[rat facts, PhD 🐀 @shwauby]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK