Kimchi

just doin cool things with my life.

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

I’ve always dreamt of a world where everyone washes their hands several times per day and practices basic hygiene if not more 🤩

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

#NewProfilePic

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

Everyone low key loves the Macarena, you know that Bayside Boys intro slaps 🔥

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

“A lovely cheese pizza just for me” 🍕

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

My cousin who incessantly posts aggressively hard right political opinions on Facebook didn’t know that Election Day was tomorrow. I wish I didn’t say anything 🤦‍♀️

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

People who claim to be “spiritual healers” love to use the word “cultivate”. Look closely. CULTivate. 😶😶

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

The most common lie: “a lot of people have asked about my skincare routine!”!

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

Well zip zop zoobity bop

[richie xo @richiehunny]

You either absolutely sub bottom for the Marshall's snack section or you don't look at it. There is no in between

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

Never forget the GOAT corporate pride thing

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

You ever feel a yawn coming while someone’s talking to you and you don’t wanna seem disengaged so you try to conceal it but then you’re thinking about what your face must look like and then realize you ARE disengaged now because you’re just thinking about your weird face?

[Ben @perma___ben]

The 3 seconds it takes to slide in or out of a booth is so degrading. Never seen anyone do it gracefully

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

@JordanSchachtel @Liz_Wheeler Cherry-picking for dummies

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

Daily reminder to “Trump 2020” flag owners that Trump lost the 2020 election.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

The Vice President's "long weekend" tweet doesn't bother me because I'm a reasonable adult who understands "enjoy the long weekend" is something that even service members and veterans often say to each other at the start of Memorial Day weekend. This is ridiculous. (thread)

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

I can relate to Timmy Turner every time someone asks me where I got anything 😭 😭 #internet

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

Just heard someone say they do intermittent fasting because they struggle with binge eating.. so they restrict/fast for 18 hours then binge for 6. Sounds like the solution to binging for sure!

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

When people wear a “blue lives matter” mask I actually want to punch them in the mouth

[Kimchi @xKimbabwe]

Who needs April Fools jokes when there are still people who think fruit is “bad” because carbs 😂 😂