Amira Masood

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
PARODY ACCOUNT

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

Yay 6 inches - It's been a while :D “@SkyNews: DAILY EXPRESS FRONT PAGE; 6 inches of snow this weekend #SkyPapers”

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

Ugh @MrSyedMasood @mrcclarke Excuse me whilst I puke

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

So did they find one? RT“@Feather_Boa_93: I took part in a Twitter Personality Experiment, you can too by visiting http://t.co/LV50cgLQ”

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

@MrSyedMasood Why didn't he want you to go with him? #gayplayingaway

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

Ever since @Masood_E20 moved back in, @MrsZainabMasood has started her crap singing again. Why must she do it so late at night though?

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

Hmm thinking I might have an eastend makeover. Peroxide blonde and calling myself Sharon..... Hmm I like that, maybe in the summer then.

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

@MrSyedMasood What? So she can hear you two play hide the sausage? Not happening!

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

These days I prefer 'Bend It Like Backwards'.

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

@_IanBeale_ ....and eventually become the 5th Mrs Beale ;)

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

@ShirleysGrowler Charming name for your best mate, does @_HeatherTrott know she's being pimped out?

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

Wonder if Andrew will be busting any more mooooves like Jabba tonight? #eastenders

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

Wonder if I can tease a pearl necklace out of Anthony tonight? #eastenders

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

Well @whitneyRPdean I'm not over the Moon about it, but he's given me jewellery so it won't be long ;)

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

I am becoming more and more interested in the Moons. Particularly the Moons around Uranus. Sounds like fun.

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

Oh sorry @whitneyRPdean I just thought will your hair looking permanently greasy.... Oops

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

Yes, prettiest sales assistant in the chippy @whitneyRPdean

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

Hmm wonder if I'll see the Moon waxing or waning tonight

[Amira Masood @xPrincessAmirax]

I'm so goddam perfect *sigh* but then again I was on screen with @whitneyRPdean

[mike @Switzer__]

amira from eastenders is also perfect