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[acce @xXACCEXx]

How's this for a message. "I'm not looking for an award or a badge of any kind. I'm just trying to restore humanity's faith in humanity... One kind gesture at a time"
@PhillyD

I've been watching you since 2015. I'm hella drunk rn, waassuuuuup 👻

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@SoundCloud i love in Australia. Why the hell am I getting ads for gambling in Candida?

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@PhillyD are you ok with being called "Fil'em Dim'Phrampus"?

It might be too late

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@PlayOverwatch hey. You wanna not give me a suspension when you disconnect me? Do what @RocketLeague does and reconnect me. Damn.

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@nodejs Wait. Just the marketing pages? I thought you would update your docs. Like I'm never on your marketing pages. Everyone has already downloaded it bro. Update something useful.

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@hankgreen so I heard about a massive meteorite that struck Antarctica when it was part of Pangea that could have caused Pangea to break up. That true? After so much time could tectonics eventually slow and stop?

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@Uber_Support Also, there's been no contact from @UberEats via private message. So the auto reply works great

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@UberEats crazy. Store said 20-30 minutes. So i ordered from there and it immediately said 50 mins. Wild miscalculation there i think... Plus the delivery guy sat 20 mins from the store until there was 10 mins left until the latest delivery. Why do i pay a subscription again?

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@Uber_Support Damn. Called the store, they said they never received the order. What game are you playing?

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@PhillyD Is 'fucking 42 minutes' consensual?

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@miko_a I've felt the crunch from 'moving slow' as a 15+ year dev. It's not slow, it's considered. Once I've seen all the angles, coding it up is easy.

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@miko_a Absolutely, code is cheap. But people forget, outside of JavaScript, code is not deployed, binary is. Oftentimes, a part of the binary can be changed without a full redistribution.
Web, however, it's not just the code that changes, it's the web platform that moves fast.

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@PhillyD Who haven't done something extremely sus tho. COVID lockdown had you either tricking your friends into illegal fruit trade, stabbing your friends in a dark room or running around killing everyone with psychopathic glee while listening to the devil's music.

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@miko_a You're doing it wrong
https://t.co/q2ZMOrYSr4

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@miko_a No one in the photo is working. Cheerleaders should be for closes imo.

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@RocketLeague nice one. Just got banned for leaving a comp match, where I was added as a spectator to an empty lobby. wtf.

[acce @xXACCEXx]

@miko_a @dabit3 npm install doom