Dr Xolani Ndlovu

Specialist in Nuclear Medicine. Sports medicine practitioner. Avid Highlanders FC and Arsenal fan. Born in Tsholotsho and inherently intolerant of nonsense.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@Lastking_Dk @mailandguardian Comprehension of the English language isn’t really your forte. How does a visa agent translate into illegally trying to get papers? Don’t expose your ignorance in public.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@Arsenal_rep1 No I would not. Alvarez is just a Gabriel Jesus upgrade. Different type of player to Gyokeres.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@RodinSimi Stupidity on steroids.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@Makwande02 @ZANewsFlash It just says a lot about your circles and the people you interact with ,not the education of Zimbabweans.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@SouthElections @mmthunzi @ZANewsFlash You’re comparing different matrices. In Zimbabwe, the minimum entry for university (Bachelors) is Advanced level, which is what you should be comparing to SA’s Bachelors pass rate.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@kobe_boujee88 This Jacinta is stupid to another level.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@Mmalenyalo_ @CeendzM @JacintaNgobese Being undocumented is not a crime, the crime is why one is undocumented. Over 4 million South Africans are undocumented, with no birth certificate or id due to a failure of the system. Case in point is the Bester criminal who only got documented upon his arrest.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@ChambatiLevison @DumisoJnr22247 @dereckgoto @DeptCommsZW @CrimeWatchZW @DubekoSibanda @MakuzaWisd92236 @giftmakunike @KarleySammy @siazyaba @TanakaaGumbo The richest country in the world USA has 4-year cycles, and their national projects don’t stop. The most stable African country Mauritius has 5 year cycles and their national projects don’t stop regardless of the party in power. National projects are not run by one person.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@ChambatiLevison @FIFAcom @edmnangagwa @DumisoJnr22247 @dukeofGK @doctlove2 @dereckgoto @DeptCommsZW @CrimeWatchZW @CremoraOnTop @SokoCindy @marapira_farai @StanMazoe Travel first before posting nonsense. Even small Djibouti has a stadium that meets CAF and FIFA standards.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@bxllyville @leesah_zimbo I have never heard so much ignorant hogwash spewed by one person in such a short time.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@ChambatiLevison @edmnangagwa @IMFNews @enkudheni @GutuObert @ED4TheNation @DumisoJnr22247 @dukeofGK @doctlove2 @dereckgoto @DeptCommsZW @CrimeWatchZW @SokoCindy Economic growth and quality of life are different measures. An economic growth that doesn’t result in an improved quality of life for citizens is just a useless number. We are not all stupid like you.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@nickmangwana Not every Zimbabwean speaks or understands Shona. Unless the message is only for the Shona speakers, messages meant for the nation should be in a ubiquitous language, or at least translated.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@glendlamini @fweshtiny Don’t blame you, you’re just stupid. Unfortunately we have to suffer that stupidity.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@Bulawayo24News Hah….that man is a proper entertainer , and he knows his crowd. Such a vibe. After this, umaskandi sengizamlalela ngendlela engafani. This was nice.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@ProfJNMoyo @ProfMadhuku Mdala ungathula lakho kulungile. Ucatsheleni eKenya? Kutheni ungabuyeli ekhaya? 9 years usenkangala kambe?

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@Mariah34794 @matinyarare It’s okay, you’re just slow. Analogies are not for simpletons to understand. Continue.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@Lolita721611021 This one is an idiot. No, we don’t want to be South Africans. He should know that South Africa doesn’t have a monopoly on Zulu names and surnames. He should get off his bum and read a book on the history of Southern Africa and the migration of people, especially during Mfecane.

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@SengezoTsh17075 Who voted for you?

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Dr Xolani Ndlovu @xcndlovu]

@Surpiiey_Kokiie @MusaMzilikazi You’re so dumb it’s shocking. This person was taking empty plastic bags that would likely be thrown away. What did she steal?