maybe: Keenan

I mostly tweet boomer rage and sports takes. If I hurt your feelings, my bad dude. 💘@exhaustedlov3

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

Uninstalling this. I’m pretty sure I don’t want to hang out on a platform owned by Elon Musk. Waste of my fuckin time. I might be back later though. Probably not. ✌️

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

Are we really lineup gaming the pistons right now? Lmao for what reason

[alex @AlexUlrichh]

Calling Kyrie Irving "QAnon Monta Ellis" is an insanely accurate nickname

[trey @TreyfromNY]

all black AF1s against the steelers 👀

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

😂 shut up Kyrie. Lmfao

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Kyrie first proclaims:
“I’m in a unique position to have a level of influence on my community.”

Less than a minute later, Irving states: “I am no different than any other human being… You guys come in here and make up this powerful influence I have.”

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

Imagine probably faking an attack on your husband instead of just not being a corrupt piece of shit.

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

The umpire ruled that because… that’s what he did. Why did you write this stupid ass tweet like there’s some kind of controversy. Bad journalism. As usual.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Aledmys Díaz was hit by a pitch, but the umpire ruled that he leaned into it, and it was ruled a ball instead of a HBP.

Díaz ended up making the final out.

[MIKE GRIER stan account @AndyKHLiu]

It is October 27th 2022.

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

Twitter pulling up to suggest that the “fiery in game banter” of game 5 of the regular season between the Golden State Warriors and Phoenix Suns was in fact lame and not high enough caliber.

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

The Battle of Bamber Bridge, 1943.

Racist US military police attacked black US troops on British soil.

US military authorities demanded the town’s pubs impose a colour bar, the local landlords responded with signs that read “Black Troops Only” which pissed them off.

A THREAD

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

I dunno, I feel like people only complain about “scoreboard” when they can’t say it.

[I’m used to more of a BASSOON atmosphere @SnottieDrippen]

Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but that Klay Thompson trash talk was not quality. Like, dude is kicking your ass real time, a retort about how many championships you have won in the past isn't the best comeback.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Kel Mitchell & Kenan Thompson confirm "Good Burger 2" is on the way

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

31 straight days of cardio means it’s been 31 days since I stopped hating myself last. Push. Forever. Onward.

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

@xcoma is my sleeper username. 🤓

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

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[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

When you said animals, what did you mean by that?

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

Last night one of our canvassers wearing my T-shirt and a Desantis hat was brutally attacked by 4 animals who told him Republicans weren’t allowed in their neighborhood in #Hialeah #Florida

He suffered internal bleeding, a broken jaw & will need facial reconstructive surgery

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

we're just not that removed from the past https://t.co/1M7rGTEvAx

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

If iggy is brazen enough to do the supreme dicksuck taunt on draymond in public, just imagine the heat this mf catches in the locker room. True opp shit imo

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

😂😂😂

[Jack Settleman @jacksettleman]

WATCH IGGY. NO WAY ☠️☠️☠️

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

@TheWarriorsTalk 16 pts 4 dimes

[maybe: Keenan @xcomatv]

Candace Owens is on some diabolical shit rn. I’m interested to see how it all plays out.