a fun fact about me is that virgil texas still follows me on my nsfw priv. he requested it in like 2019 and has had unfettered access to my penis since then. i don't know what interest he could possibly have with it though since it is the penis of an adult
my roommate is like “the cat won’t stop waking me up at night so I give her treats *every time* she wakes me up at night” I don’t know how to break it to her