🎃🎃🎃Xin, Bride of the Crocodile🎃🎃🎃

Hi I'm xin. They/Them. History nerd. Ask me about the failed 1845 Franklin Expedition. @TheCrushingJaws is my 💖💖💖FIANCÉ💖💖💖.

[🎃🎃🎃Xin, Bride of the Crocodile🎃🎃🎃 @xintract3]

*Dom gives an order*

Bratty subs:

[wint @dril]

(photoshop of a bird shitting in a mans mouth )
GUY: THis is what society has become
GUY 2: I can feel myself becoming radicalized from this

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Ratio

[Sachii🌸🍆 @sachiihappy]

Reality check

[Sarah @sillezzz]

Men invented golf so they could go on walks together and they invented podcasts so they could have meaningful conversations with each other

[deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE]

a fun fact about me is that virgil texas still follows me on my nsfw priv. he requested it in like 2019 and has had unfettered access to my penis since then. i don't know what interest he could possibly have with it though since it is the penis of an adult

[a @lolennui]

my roommate is like “the cat won’t stop waking me up at night so I give her treats *every time* she wakes me up at night” I don’t know how to break it to her

[🔆🌙 @wlwsasuke]

kishimoto really answered these in the same breath lmaooo

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

call me Watchmojo the way I’m getting Top from all these 10s

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

wives and their crudités, am i right fellas. one pound of asparagus should please the ol ball and chain 😂

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

time to buy normal groceries for my human family. we’ll start off with thirty carrots and a tub of guacamole

[Levi N. @artbyhumans]

Published author, folks

[Ra - Vibecamp 6/18-21 @slimepriestess]

Queer is a better term than LGBT for the same reason kink is a better term than BDSM.