Bendito sea el árbol de donde sacaron la madera para hacer la base del colchón donde tus santos padres echaron pasión para crear semejante portero, amén.
had a coworker who let me know he liked playing with his ass but not directly cause that’s gay so he’d eat a bunch and take fiber to produce a large log then he’d begin to shit but stop halfway so he could pulse his sphincter to push and pull until he’d finished so i said oh