Eileen Rowe

Queen of the Irish goodbye

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One time I gave a bad handshake when I was drunk and it still haunts me to this day.

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@Mandamation96 Get a hand tattoo just because you can

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I’m now at that age where being mistaken for a teenager is flattering

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@jaxgenoves @AbbyLKorbs If clover had her own Instagram I wouldn’t say no 🥺

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@KatieSotack Same though

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@asdjKatie So ugly! And yet so comfortable

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I feel like the spider verse soundtrack doesn’t get enough credit for how hard that shit slaps

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@KatieSotack Capitalism

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@Mandamation96 Treat not freak 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@Mandamation96 Get her one of those doggy freak birthday cakes/cupcakes!

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I now own two pairs of crocs. And no I’m not ashamed, just know I hate myself

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Is your phone full of hundreds of photos of your pet doing absolutely nothing or are you normal?

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

“i don’t take it personally” i said, and took it personally

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@alix_ryekurt 3A@ because at first glance I thought A was a 4loco can

[Daniel Johnson @danevanjohnson]

Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child.

Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.

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@tinyandfierce Ugh what a time to be alive

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No joke, my dog locked me out of my room

[Hanna Dickinson @hansdickie]

Target clothes are ugly as soon as they leave the store.

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@KatieSotack How sad is it I’ve been following all the free agency shit in leu of actual hockey

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@Mandamation96 This is the most crew chief thing I have ever heard

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I went to a tea shop today and the guy there asked if I wanted to Chai any samples. 🤦🏻‍♀️