chloe robinson

My spirit animal is a sour patch kid.

[Sloane Smith @SloanieSmith]

My face after seeing “we’re having trouble playing this title right now” for the 3 billionth time #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

if you’re this mad about people receiving forgiveness without “earning” it, I have some terrible news about Jesus

[chloe robinson @xoxochloee]

My @Postmates delivery person called me to tell me my delivery is wasting their time and then straight up didn’t deliver my order… if that doesn’t sum up the week I’ve had I don’t know what does

[chloe robinson @xoxochloee]

@JessicaSimpson autobiography has been my favorite celebrity memoir, and now I need whoever orchestrated that to do the same with #JenniferGarner 📖

[chloe robinson @xoxochloee]

It’s one thing to be beat to a ticket by another fan, but it’s enraging to be beat by scalpers. All I wanted was @Adele tickets in Vegas and the $400 tickets are selling for 10k lolololol

[chloe robinson @xoxochloee]

My neighbor was clearly having an episode but came out of his home and began threatening people including my home. Multiple people called the cops and not only did it take them a while to arrive but they never made contact…never even knocked on his door.

[chloe robinson @xoxochloee]

@tweethue
Light Bars ✅
Hue Bridge ✅
Hue lights ✅

7 hours of trying to connect and nothing working ✅

[GoFundMe @gofundme]

There's a lot going on across the world right now. Here are a few ways you can help:

Afghanistan:
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Haiti earthquake:
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California wildfires:
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[GoFundMe @gofundme]

Here is a thread of verified GoFundMes to support the families of the 13 US service members killed in the Kabul Airport attack.

We are contacting each family to ensure all funds are transferred directly to them.

We will update this list as more official fundraisers are created:

[chloe robinson @xoxochloee]

I know this is coming from a place of Hanger but I truly may die of starvation waiting for my Wing Stop order. So long friends….

[arlo @arlocado]

HERES TO MY BITCHES WHO USE TEA SPOONS FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE BIG SPOONS GIVE THEM BAD VIBES

[chloe robinson @xoxochloee]

Why is there just xs and xl? But most importantly why isn’t there an extra medium because your girl is the definition of medium 1/2. I am an extra medium, why must I choose between baggy or fupa, tight or oversized, busted biscuits or potato sack

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

So many dudes think they’re a don draper when they’re really a pete campbell

[chloe robinson @xoxochloee]

My pup is staying with my parents while I take care of work things and go on vacation... it’s been 2 days without him... I am not well...

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig

[victoria @torischerer]

Came to twitter to make sure I wasn’t the only one who thought that halftime show was meh, I’m glad everyone agrees

[chloe robinson @xoxochloee]

@dani_raf @ChickfilA I know I went to go send you a picture and was like oop that’s not right lolol

[chloe robinson @xoxochloee]

Told myself I was not allowed to have fried food so I ordered a grilled sandwich @ChickfilA but I came home to find a fried sandwich in my bag... if this isn’t the lord telling me to treat yo self idk what is

[chloe robinson @xoxochloee]

@JulieHummer Yesss we must!

[chloe robinson @xoxochloee]

@JulieHummer Julie.... what?! I’m shooketh