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@onepeloton what the heck? My membership isn’t accessible and my email isn’t activate anymore?!?

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@charleschont @tartecosmetics Your skin is flawless!!!

[Gary Striewski @garystriewski]

🗣 TJ MAXX AND MARSHALLS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ESSENTIAL

[Chris Tisch @christisch1]

BREAKING: One day after reopening, Florida recorded a record number of new deaths Tuesday from the novel coronavirus, with 113 fatalities reported, including 11 in the Tampa Bay region.
https://t.co/Nsg06oARhj

[tarte cosmetics @tartecosmetics]

everyone: “I’ve been doing so many at home works outs”
me at home:

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@NetflixFilm My sweet girl, Riley 💜 from the U.S.

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@stoolpresidente Is this going to be your life from now on? Just unboxing until you move?

[FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark) @FitzyGFY]

And now the most interesting, dreaded, anticipated and fascinating Patriots offseason I can remember. Maybe ever.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

After extensive discussion and analysis, @Chrisdcomedy and I agree...

If #AmazonEcho listens to you 24/7, it just might know if you’ve been bad or good.

Consider also that @Amazon Prime delivers gifts to your door overnight, far and wide.

CONCLUSION: @JeffBezos is Santa Claus

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Toffi. She tried her best and that’s all we can ask for. 12/10 and the couch is cancelled

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

[Luis A. Miranda, Jr. @Vegalteno]

Buenos días. You must always know some curse words in any language. Slang translations are always an approximation. These words add emphasis to a conversation - damn (coño), sh*t (mierda), dumbass (cabron- accent on o) & stupid (pendejo).

[FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark) @FitzyGFY]

Patriots just scored 43 on the road, pitched a shutout. Belichick postgame, “We’ve got a lot of work to do.”

[Alyssa Lang @AlyssaLang]

Nothing will humble you more than taking a good look at yourself in the self-checkout video monitor at Target

[Jon Preston Guthrie @LyricalLizard]

MY LADY JUST TEXTED ME A SELFIE IN A NEW DRESS & ASKED, 🗣
"DOES THIS MAKE ME L👀K FAT?"...🤷‍♀️ 🤳
I TEXTED, "NOO!"...😯 🤚

AUTOCORRECT SENT, "MOO!"...😲 🐮

PLEASE SEND HELP!!! 🤦‍♂️ 😆

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i’m not sure if you noticed. but i love you

[Gary Striewski @garystriewski]

Did you guys kno there’s a worldwide shortage of helium and the precious natural gas will be completely gone in 10 years? How do I kno? Just tried to buy a “1” balloon for my dog’s bday party photo shoot and Party City was out of helium and gave me that science lesson.

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@norvina1 @ABHcosmetics I’m usually MAC NC41, what shade do you recommend?

[Benefit Cosmetics US @BenefitBeauty]

Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?

Me: go to @Sephora

Therapist:

Me:

Therapist: I’ll drive