Chris

I am the barbie girl and you're all living in my world

[Kal | 💀 @FIowerVolcano]

Pretty sure that this guy figured it out though…

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

Personally I think the elephant really ties the whole room together

[Villalobos @RamonVillalobos]

damn tweeted this in 2019. what did i know???

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better

[Chaz (on rotations) @poundingyams]

This probably moved the fuck out of him

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

“mr mussolini was my father’s name, call me hitler”

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

Intelligence 64

[Chris @xristan]

@fw_bigdog THC can be stored in your body's fat cells and take weeks or even months for it to be broken down. Taking this into consideration with different body types, lifestyles and liver metabolism, it's why the time-frame is different for everyone.

[피타 @pistachio_hello]

후지산 대폭발

[Chris @xristan]

@featherleafern

[pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot]

Horses are extremely photogenic, so a Western always has something going for it. (1985)

[Chris @xristan]

Once every decade, Alec Baldwin will randomly drop the greatest on-the-spot impression you'll see...

[Carlitos 🇦🇷 ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @CharlyAB]

Ver a Alec Baldwin incorporando la entidad de Robert De Niro sin necesidad de acudir al rito umbanda me eriza los pelos del culo.
Se le transforma el rostro al hijo de remil puta.

[Chris @xristan]

She Gatoraded boobily down the stairs

[roo @rootemperature]

why do they keep making me retake the sexual harassment training at work i already know how to do all of this

[たくまる @7406f9415024]

投票でちんちんは作れるのかやってみた

[Elise 🍒🍒♱ @AdolphsonFalkk]

No that's fine I just imagined it would be bigger

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I've just found out that cock fighting is done by chickens.

Twelve months of training wasted.