Misty Phillips

[trash jones @jzux]

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

@piecesofscrap hope you’re okay! fuck that lady 😠

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

people who preform “these boots were made for walking” during karaoke need to be stopped.

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

when @Delta forces you to check your carry on, but more than half the bins are either empty or full of people’s personal items. 🙃🙄 wtf.

[MMA Fighting @MMAFighting]

SEAN O'MALLEY STOPS ALJAMAIN STERLING TO WIN UFC GOLD 😱 #UFC292

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

to the elderly gentleman in the salon chair next to me who had just seen Bridesmaids for the first time and spent his entire appointment gleefully quoting all of his favorite scenes (aka the whole movie) - you are an angel, and a gem to eavesdrop on. 🥹😂❤️

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

I don't want to Lunch and Learn. I want to Lunch and Leave

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

To do list:
1. finish last leg of renovations
2. sell house
3. quit job
4. celebratory vacation for items #1-3
5. do not return

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

the worst part about getting older is that I’ve become more tolerant of country music. 😒

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

I love airport pickup zones. Nothing warms the heart like watching people reconnect with loved ones 🥹 Extra credit if there’s a dog involved… I will cry.

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

(4/4) I’m learning that I’d much rather invest 100% of myself into a smaller group that I actually feel filled up/loved by than continue to try and force things with people who don’t put in any effort. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 2023 me is trying to be surrounded by genuine friendships, that’s all.

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

(3/4) Lately I’ve had to stop myself from reaching out too much or setting up big get togethers. I actually planned and then cancelled one all within 24hrs earlier this month. lol. Celebrating others is truly something that brings me joy, so taking a break from it feels hard…

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

(2/4) Stop spending ridiculous amounts of money on elaborate events for people who 1. didn’t appreciate it, 2. half the time didn’t bother to show up, or 3. found some way to be messy about it. It’s been telling to see how much quieter the first few months of this year have been

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

(1/4) My only resolution for 2023 was to stop reaching out to people who weren’t reaching out to me. Stop trying to force friendships with people who weren’t reciprocating or weren’t feeding something positive in my life.

[UFC @ufc]

THE MAC IS BACK ☘️🇮🇪 #TUF31

[GL DiVittorio @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

when your carry on closes without you having to sit on it for once. 🥹 no one told me that turning 30 meant finally knowing how to pack efficiently??

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

ladies, get yourself a man who will feed you pre-dinner pringles in the shower. 😍🥹

[Misty Phillips @xxmistayy]

@EstateofNate 😂🫣