b-bailey

are they...you know.....?

[jake @wormpuller]

I got frogs in atlanta

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Ah yes. Some pot smoke. That’s hits the spot… now to be productive- but first, a quick foray to the Wikipedia page for sugar ray

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Hop on Toca boca bro

[b-bailey @y_eliab]

practicing leave no trace in my mom’s bathroom after using all of her whole foods brand beauty products

[b-bailey @y_eliab]

call me richard the way she wanna linklater

[the ghost of jorg shidmann @jorgdothtweet]

went to the bar last night and started getting hit on by someone very attractive and got scared and left #beastmode

[eve @csiirac]

Im Cordial As Fuck i say Please ans Thank you Most Often

[token of spite @a_fake_rolex_]

why she keep calling my phone speaking sexually

[wet dog @russianmomm]

this is my bible

[Sam Stein @samstein]

I refuse to believe that this stuff doesn't matter to a lot of voters

[cash @spo9globoob]

Yes I fucked your girl bro but I was just paying homage you inspired me big dawg

[b-bailey @y_eliab]

this makes me smile

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

The masculine urge to bleed out and drink 2 beers and listen to Steely Dan here and drunk drive with a 6mg Zyn in while Steely Dan plays and bleed out here!

[〰️ @basicallybiaura]

it’s one of those nights

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

saw big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes acting like he’s me

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

I would never put on a baby voice to talk to a baby I don’t want the baby to think I am tacky/derivative.

[Julia🤳 @out_of_eggs]

some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog

[cole @juul_survivor]

Reframing embarrassing myself as living shamelessly