it must be admitted that my photogenicness to deliciousness ratio is…pretty stark
quite low // stupendously high
wut can u do 🤷♂️ #foolife
here’s one of my better portraits and still…yeah…
but i’m the exactly perfect dish when it’s time. eXaCtlY tHe rIGht hUmbLe dELiCacy
this follower really has the wrong idea about me. I mean, my delish foo powers are legend but they absolutely do not include what’s on this lady’s mind 🤯