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[𑣲⋆ 𝘺𝘶𝘪 @suazailoves]

I feel like this clip of cartman every night why am I so embarrassing someone kill me already god

[effy 💮 @oreokidlol17]

the grease in ur hair seeps into ur skull and whispers evil things & when u shower it goes away & u feel better

[mybutchboyfriend @rottensofs]

i have no idea what i want to be when i grow up

[user @yamasmoochie]

i would do literally anything to be 13 reading fanfiction all night again. please take me back. i can’t live like this anymore.

[user @yamasmoochie]

@deerlycals most of her unreleased songs were leaked and she’s said before how she thinks most of them are bad so i’m not gonna hold anything against her lol

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

when you scroll your phone: how sad. mindless. no inner life to speak of

when i scroll my phone: haha! i am learning so much at an astonishing speed. these jokes are so unique

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Being fat is too extreme of a punishment for overeating. You should get fat from stealing a mummy's treasure or running dog fights

[user @yamasmoochie]

@soupfortheboy cuz you’re just a man. it’s just what you do

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

leaving every social interaction feeling like some sort of circus animal that was supposed to perform but messed up the entire set

[🐺Fritz✠Imperial🇻🇦 @Fritz_Imperial]

Having to throw up vs actually throwing up:

[user @yamasmoochie]

fujoshing out-> fujoing out-> joshing out

[maureen ⋆. ⛰︎˚ ⏾˙✦.˚ @withernbloom]

tsukishima in hs trying to get as many successful serve-and-blocks as possible just to keep yamaguchi on the court vs tsukishima learning jump floaters in the v league just to keep yamaguchi on the court

[user @yamasmoochie]

i didn’t even make the hyperdontia connection at first and was still like “yk what yeah”

[cake || they/any 🌙🍬☁️ @maripon1017]

this is the shit Ghost And Pals was making in the olden days with Creep-P

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

natsuki sayori yuri and ringo

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I have never felt this lonely since maybe like a week ago

[user @yamasmoochie]

if you’re having sex you can’t be a weird girl