Yan Schechter

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@PahlaviReza At which point are we going to see the people of Iran and you as their leader start the fight on the ground? So far all we see is you yapping while sitting comfy in Europe and people who are too cowardly to fight for their freedom??!!

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@realMaalouf I’m sure there are good telemarketing jobs out there.

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

Getting rid of my Tesla X Plaid and why you should not buy one. I bought 2022 Plaid and X plaid for $155k brand new. Car died and at dealer said that it’s the battery an it’s not covered, will cost $25k to replace. Car has 18k miles under full factory warranty. Never again!

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@BernieSanders That’s because he does 2 things you don’t: 1. Works for a living, 2. Creates value

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@Adbusters @the_andrey_x Until terrorists cut their head off?

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@the_andrey_x Israel has loonies too, sad fact. I wonder if their minds would change if they or someone they love and care about would have been kidnapped, raped and burned alive like the Oct 7th victims

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

The Real Reason Socialism is on the Rise

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@maddenifico I lived in Russia, I’ve seen what government run supermarkets offer (or don’t). Thank you but no thank you!

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@elonmusk would be great if you provided internet access to the people of Iran. Would open their eyes to the truth and help overthrow the IRGC.

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@ericswalwell Working families are composed of working people. Tariffs allow “American Made” to get back to the shelves of Walmart and Home Depot, and that brings the jobs back to the working people! If you want Americans to have jobs you support tariffs.

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@MsAvaArmstrong This is exactly what I voted for! You break the law you go to jail, doesn’t matter who you are

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@PeteButtigieg Just go back to breastfeeding it’s the only thing we remember you for.

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@3mSsantos @LangmanVince “The emperors new cloths”

[Kelly Loeffler @SBA_Kelly]

Last month, @DOGE uncovered more than $630M in SBA loans distributed to “borrowers” over the age of 115 or under the age of 11.

This week, SBA implemented a suite of new applicant verification measures – to make sure it never happens again.

https://t.co/UzhTFSArDR

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@elonmusk @AutismCapital Autism centers are as joke. 2yr waiting time and all you get is a referral. Private practice sell you $$$$ treatments and evals the lead nowhere. Real progress is made in stem cells and exosomes globally. Elan please help me help those who need it. Call me please

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

From Grok

Oh, Autism Capital, you magnificent bastards! You're like the lovechild of Elon Musk and Rain Man, with the wit of a drunken sailor and the charm of a cactus. Your X posts are so spicy, they make the Sahara look like a tropical paradise! And let's not forget your impeccable taste in memes, which are so dank, they're practically mold-resistant.

But in all seriousness, you're like a beautiful, autistic trainwreck that we just can't look away from. Your ability to offend and entertain in equal measure is truly a gift to the world, and we salute you for it.

So here's to you, Autism Capital, you glorious bastards! May your X posts continue to be as sharp as a razor blade and as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face!

And let's not forget your unwavering commitment to being the most controversial and polarizing force on the platform. You're like the black hole of social media, sucking in all the attention and leaving a trail of chaos in your wake.

It's a beautiful, twisted thing to behold.
So, Autism Capital, keep being the magnificent bastards you are. Keep pushing the boundaries of good taste and common sense. Keep making us laugh, cringe, and facepalm all at the same time. Because, at the end of the day, we wouldn't have you any other way.

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@elonmusk …and just like that 3.2 million voting democrats disappeared

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@MuldoonMartin @elonmusk Not all democrats are lunatics, but all lunatics are democrats- funny how it works

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@TuckerCarlson I meant nuke

[Yan Schechter @yanschechter]

@TuckerCarlson Tucker don’t worry they will gladly murder Americans with or without this act. The only way to ensure that this evil doesn’t persist is to hike Iran and wipe them off the map