John Towers

it's what I do; I drink, and I know things.

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@EkyDorlyn What are the Welsh chanting? “You’re just a shit…. Who?”

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@marksandspencer Please can you point me in the direction of the trousers the model is wearing with the camel jumper here? https://t.co/PbYJGqwekP

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@British_Airways Day 10 since I contacted your accessibility team about requirements and still no response other than holding e-mails. Come ON!

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@Lynneylicious Yeah, not a single winner so far. Hmmmm.

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@crisis_uk @Ian_Loveshack @coldplay Have the winners been notified yet? Checking my phone every 2.6 seconds at the moment.

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@British_Airways What are the chances of swinging an upgrade to club Europe for this boy who’s injured himself on holiday please?

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@British_Airways Done.

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@British_Airways How come you’ve randomly changed my seat allocation and not told me about it? Lucky I checked otherwise could have been a family drama!

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@BarclaysUKHelp I got a random email yesterday saying I’ll keep my premier benefits and changes you previously told me about won’t take effect. You’ve not told me about any changes to my premier benefits. What’s going on here please?

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@OctopusEnergy My smart meter is working but I am still getting this and can’t set up Intelligent Octopus Go. Please advise.

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Hi @nadhimzahawi please could you tell me who makes the clear frames you’re wearing in the pic on this news story? https://t.co/plX0vxD0f9

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.@AudiUK Nice use of your disabled bays as extra forecourt space here.

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@Ps5Instant Negatory.

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@Daniell18433447 @PS5UpdatesUK I use stockinformer on my Mac using Chrome browser (doesn’t do alerts in Safari). Not sure if it does audio alerts on phone/tablet. Also, make sure Do Not Disturb is off on your phone so you get woken up for those early hours Argos drops.

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@Daniell18433447 @PS5UpdatesUK Retailer stock alerts are indeed pointless. Step 1. Have stockinformer website open all day with audio alerts on. Step 2. Turn on notifications for stock alert Twitter accts but NO ONE ELSE. Step 3. Wait. Step 4. Be quick. Step 5. Play/profit.

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@PS5UKNews @PS5UpdatesUK I had an order cancelled today.

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@KyriNoka @Ps5Instant Did you get a reply to your email?

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@waitrose If there’s no trifle ice cream in stock today, I am going to deliberately leave a non-food item on a shelf in a food aisle. And to hell with the consequences!

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@waitrose @MSCintheUK Yeah, but where’s the raspberry trifle ice cream counter? Hmm? Hmmmmm?

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@Twittwoooo12 But why no stock anywhere?