dumb bastard

just whatever dumb shit rolls off my tongue

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[Gene Meyer @GeneMeyerLOL]

“My music scares people”

-fake metalhead

“My music sucks”

-real metalhead

[Luci ♡ kim ji woo shady moments @valentinesxdoom]

huge day for 35 year olds with jack skellington tattoos who don’t play about ice nine kills or ronnie radke

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

[dumb bastard @ycv449]

@DetectiveSpade_ @PRabbitholes What is even the context to this

[dumb bastard @ycv449]

@ApollosMission I just play Halo MCC, COD Blops zombos, and first person games from the 2000s/2010s; intermittently broken up with the occasion doom eternal replay

[dumb bastard @ycv449]

Bathory is so good why did I put off listening to them for so long

[🩰 @dqveed]

fully believe this is the funniest any human being has ever been

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Robert Muldoon in Jurassic Park (1993) spends the entire movie being the only person who fully understands how dangerous the raptors are, then still gets outsmarted and killed by them anyway.

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

can we bring back mainstream metalcore bands ripping this instead of trying to play pop music

[dumb bastard @ycv449]

After having sworn off all black metal as trash, I’m finally giving Bathory an honest to god chance

[JT @jiratickets]

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

[dumb bastard @ycv449]

You know, everybody on my feed is shitting on this, but atleast Metalcore bands finally made it out a blank room with LEDS to…a barn??? That’s slightly different, I guess. Too bad the music still sucks.

[Discog. Discourse @Discog_Pod]

FOR TODAY IN 2026??

[dumb bastard @ycv449]

@DL88459710 @SolidStapp There are plenty of great bands from the last 20 odd years. Jesus Piece, Orthodox, No Cure…unfortunately, a lot of bands just fester in this “too heavy to be octane, too generic to be memorable” slop

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

I used to laugh at these as a kid only for friends to say "Why are you laughing? These bloopers are fake."

Bitch the whole movie is fake you're watching a cartoon.

[avery 🗡️ ieroween @gorebugs]

how it feels wearing a band shirt in public the day after you buy it at a concert