the human had another video call today. but this time. they put me in front of the screen. gave me their headset. and walked away. it may have been a joke to them. but this is exactly the promotion. i have been waiting for
The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
My problem with a modern celebrity like Chrissy Teigen is that in addition to being absurdly rich she also wants to be perceived as a good person. These things are not compatible. You’ve gotta pick one or the other. Paris Hilton understood this.