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chat???

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Should I feel bad?

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We got Jalen Brunson 🥹

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@naflasco This is a sea bear circle

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@georgiopoullas_ SPLADDLEEEE

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@thedealdirector @burkov The public has no idea

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@iamcoriarnold Funny once you’re wealthy enough you dont actually want to own any of it

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@ChipJohnson01 Had to flop it over the rock to the right of that green once, then three putted.

Had a friend put one up on the 40ft stone wall on the left edge of the fairway which he climbed up and hit 😂

Great course

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Honestly 10 out of 10

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🚨🏌️🫨 #THROWBACK Never forget when Rory McIlroy threw his 3-iron into the water on the par-5 8th hole at Trump National Doral during the 2nd round of the WGC-Cadillac Championship in 2015. Rory completed his round with 13 clubs, firing a 70 (-2)

@Skratch

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@Polymarket Holy fuck it is flat

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@Dexerto That’s just an average size dog right …. ?

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@Dexerto Yo chill rockies my girl goes to these games!!

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@Rockies Yo chill guys my girl goes to these games

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@Polymarket Who the fuck are they scheduling meetings with

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@forallcurious I wonder if they thought of just going straight to the moon instead of all those circles around the earth first

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@Polymarket Thank God it’ll never get through my 2fa & password

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@NUCLRGOLF This is going to be so bad

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@Dexerto Rest in peace to my granny she got hit by a bazooka

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@1auren1o No way I’m getting taskmogged and cortisolmaxxed by a mess

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Its 2012. I’m getting my palm read by some witch at the NYS fair.

She spoke of a day the world would never recover from. A day that would change the trajectory of human life as we know it.

“How will we know when this day comes?” I asked.

“Clavicular. He will get brutally framemogged by an ASU frat god. Foids will spike his cortisol to astronomical levels while he’s minding his own business jestergooning.”

What the fuck is a clavicular I thought to myself. How naive I was. Just a boy.

The prophecy has been fulfilled. Good luck everyone.

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It’s always someone elses fault huh? Fucking losers